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[LegendZ]

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Item #: SCP-███-J

Object Class: Enochian

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███-J is to be kept in a [REDACTED]-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than █ [REDACTED] armed with [DATA EXPUNGED].

In the event that SCP-███-J ever begins [REDACTED] its [DATA EXPUNGED], Dr. ███████ is to [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-███-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Hogan's Heroes'') is to be dispatched to SCP-███-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-███-J is a [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]. Like most members of its species, it is able to [REDACTED], and regularly eats twice its own weight in [REDACTED] each day.

SCP-███-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with [REDACTED], which causes it to turn into [REDACTED]. Whenever this happens, all [DATA EXPUNGED] within a [DATA EXPUNGED] kilometer radius will begin to [REDACTED] uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to [DATA EXPUNGED]. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-███-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-███-J was first located in ██████████ City where the [DATA EXPUNGED] were using it in order to [REDACTED]. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha-7 (''Hogan's Heroes'') was able to recover the object with only ███████ civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log ███-1

Dr. █████████████: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr █████████████, and I am about to test SCP-███'s reaction to [REDACTED]. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr █████?
Dr. █████: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. █████████████: Excellent! I am now introducing the [REDACTED] to ███... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. █████: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

█████████████: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE [DATA EXPUNGED]! IT'S GOT MINE [DATA EXPUNGED]! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident ███-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

[Demian]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-even-number-j

First time doing it.

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-2-J

Object Class: EXTREME!!!

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2-J is to be kept in a potato-lined containment chamber located in school bathroom, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 plumber armed with cookies.

In the event that SCP-2-J ever begins loving its bum, Mr. Oldcigarette is to stuff SCP-2-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''F.R.I.E.N.D.S'') is to be dispatched to SCP-2-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-2-J is a butiful poopmonster. Like most members of its species, it is able to observe boobies, and regularly eats twice its own weight in potato each day.

SCP-2-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with boobies, which causes it to turn into dust. Whenever this happens, all feet within a 3 kilometer radius will begin to eat uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Your Mom. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-2-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-2-J was first located in Canada where the Soccer Is Better were using it in order to motorboat ALL the boobies. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force epsilon-7 (''F.R.I.E.N.D.S'') was able to recover the object with only 4 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 2-1

    Dr. von Vagina: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr von Vagina, and I am about to test SCP-2's reaction to poop. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr snake?

    Dr. snake: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

    Dr. von Vagina: Excellent! I am now introducing the poop to 2... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

    Dr. snake: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

    von Vagina: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE snake! IT'S GOT MINE snake! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    END LOG

In light of incident 2-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

[LegendZ]

Apparently, 682 and 076 already fought.

Since it's a draw, who are you putting your bets on next time?
My bets on Abel.

[Becquerel]

Item #: SCP-3-J

Object Class: KETER KETER KETER HOLY stuff THIS IS KETER KILL IT KILL IT DESTROY IT BEFORE IT KILLS US ALL

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in O5 Headquarters, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 1.000000000000000000000001 Information Technology armed with Pennies.

In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins loving its Hand, Dr. Jack Bright is to Hitting SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Spongebob'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-3-J is a Green Spider. Like most members of its species, it is able to Raping pizza, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.

SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with town, which causes it to turn into adjective. Whenever this happens, all Horse within a 4 kilometer radius will begin to Hyperventilating uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Barbera Streisand. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Montaede where the 49'ers. were using it in order to Take over the world. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Spongebob'') was able to recover the object with only Grahams Number civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 3-1

Dr. Riddler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Riddler, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to Stuff. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr f?
Dr. f: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Riddler: Excellent! I am now introducing the Stuff to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. f: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Riddler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MINE GOTT! MINE Phallus! IT'S GOT MINE Phallus! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

HOLY stuff WOAH

[LawtyLawt]

HOLY SHYT WOAH

What the forget man.
Reported.

[Port]

What the forget man.
Reported.

What the forget man.
Reported.

[LawtyLawt]

What the forget man.
Reported.

[LegendZ]

Guis. 076 vs 682. Bets. Now.

1 for Abel.
0 for 682.

[Port]

I'll just use a specific SCP I'm not naming to make sure the person running the bets will have me win no matter the outcome.

[LegendZ]

I'll just use a specific SCP I'm not naming to make sure the person running the bets will have me win no matter the outcome.

Using 239 or any other reality bender is not allowed.

[Dr. Hyde]

Just played Containment breach.  That game is really fun, it made me jump a few times.  I think SCP-087 is truely horrifying, and is worth making in Blockland.  However, SCP-158 or whatever looks like a blowup doll/gingerbread man that just stuff dark energy.

[Port]

I think SCP-087 is truely horrifying, and is worth making in Blockland.

Already made, but with a terrible model though.

[LawtyLawt]

Already made, but with a terrible model though.

No links no clix.