SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while

[Skorpion]

Holy forget, Tesla, you made that? I just read that a few minutes ago when I looked at recent ones.

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

Holy forget, Tesla, you made that? I just read that a few minutes ago when I looked at recent ones.

It probably won't last long and will most likely end up getting deleted. But it wasn't doing so good on it's own until a wiki user messaged me and said he/she could help improve upon it. So, yes I made it, and the user Lireci patched it up.

[Alyx Vance]

Hmm that is pretty damn cool Tesla.

[Big Brother]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1338
Improvements have been applied.

Much better now.

[TeslaCoil]

Thanks Riot, everyone in the 1338 thread is jacking off to the photo for the SCP. I've received like 5 messages requesting that I let them re use it if the SCP doesn't cut it. Lol.

[mp7964]

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-13-J

Object Class: Jesus Henry Christ

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-13-J is to be kept in a Scat research-lined containment chamber located in A heavily guarded site with ass and roosters., where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 666 roosters armed with SCP-13-J.

In the event that SCP-13-J ever begins Titting its Nips , Enola Gay is to hashtags SCP-13-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Alpha Gay-7 (''Busty latina lesbian takes it up the ass'') is to be dispatched to SCP-13-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-13-J is a adjective SCP-682. Like most members of its species, it is able to SCP-173, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Scat research each day.

SCP-13-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with snakeH, which causes it to turn into roosters. Whenever this happens, all jizzes within a snake kilometer radius will begin to sperm uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Micheal "mondaybitch Jailbait" Jackson. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-13-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-13-J was first located in richardsAndroosters where the African Americans were using it in order to suck a rooster. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Alpha Gay-7 (''Busty latina lesbian takes it up the ass'') was able to recover the object with only 400 first born children as civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 13-1

Dr. SKEETLINGHAUSER: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr SKEETLINGHAUSER, and I am about to test SCP-13's reaction to Tits. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Heyzeus?
Dr. Heyzeus: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. SKEETLINGHAUSER: Excellent! I am now introducing the Tits to 13... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Heyzeus: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

SKEETLINGHAUSER: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Head of the snake (Glans)! IT'S GOT MEIN Head of the snake (Glans)! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 13-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█ 

[Kochieboy]

forget it, I had to do it.

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-WUB-J

Object Class: WUB

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-WUB-J is to be kept in a WUB-lined containment chamber located in WUB, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than WUB WUB armed with WUB.

In the event that SCP-WUB-J ever begins WUB its WUB, WUB is to WUB SCP-WUB-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force WUB-7 (''WUB'') is to be dispatched to SCP-WUB-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-WUB-J is a WUB WUB. Like most members of its species, it is able to WUB, and regularly eats twice its own weight in WUB each day.

SCP-WUB-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with WUB, which causes it to turn into WUB. Whenever this happens, all WUB within a WUB kilometer radius will begin to WUB uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to WUB. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-WUB-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-WUB-J was first located in WUB where the WUB were using it in order to WUB. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force WUB-7 (''WUB'') was able to recover the object with only WUB civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log WUB-1

Dr. WUB: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr WUB, and I am about to test SCP-WUB's reaction to WUB. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr WUB?
Dr. WUB: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. WUB: Excellent! I am now introducing the WUB to WUB... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. WUB: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

WUB: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN WUB! IT'S GOT MEIN WUB! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

[Pepsidude]

This is awesome.

Item #: SCP-17-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-17-J is to be kept in a Nachos-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 7 Bomb Defusers armed with firecrackers.

In the event that SCP-17-J ever begins Exploding its Ass, Dr.Gerald is to Explode SCP-17-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Mythbusters'') is to be dispatched to SCP-17-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-17-J is a Explosive Dog. Like most members of its species, it is able to Explode Stuff, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Nachos each day.

SCP-17-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with explosives, which causes it to turn into C4. Whenever this happens, all C4 within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to Combust uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to President Obama. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-17-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-17-J was first located in Explodesville where the Packers were using it in order to explode loving everything. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Mythbusters'') was able to recover the object with only 157 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 17-1

Dr. Riddler: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Riddler, and I am about to test SCP-17's reaction to C4. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Smith?
Dr. Smith: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Riddler: Excellent! I am now introducing the C4 to 17... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Smith: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Riddler: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Ass! IT'S GOT MEIN Ass! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 17-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

[Alyx Vance]

What in the....

[Gojira]

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-5287-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5287-J is to be kept in a research-lined containment chamber located in Site 19, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 lawyer armed with a prostitute.

In the event that SCP-5287-J ever begins eating its foot, Dr. Bright is to yell SCP-5287-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Rho-7 (''Mythbusters'') is to be dispatched to SCP-5287-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-5287-J is a potato lion. Like most members of its species, it is able to forget you, and regularly eats twice its own weight in research each day.

SCP-5287-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with dog, which causes it to turn into cat. Whenever this happens, all keyboards within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to read uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to some guy. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-5287-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-5287-J was first located in some African slave trade town where the Seahawks were using it in order to destroy all of humanity. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Rho-7 (''Mythbusters'') was able to recover the object with only 7,500,000,000 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 5287-1

Dr. Schmitt: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Schmitt, and I am about to test SCP-5287's reaction to car. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Researcher?
Dr. Researcher: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Schmitt: Excellent! I am now introducing the car to 5287... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Researcher: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Schmitt: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN ARM! IT'S GOT MEIN ARM! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

END LOG

In light of incident 5287-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

[MegaScientifical]

And the still image on 087's page appears to change...?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895

Check the video feed on the right.

[Lugnut]

Tesla, the problem that I'm seeing is that you didn't censor enough stuff.



Question: What the forget are these memetic things?

[LegendZ]

why did he kill 316? i didnt see what he did wrong

Everyone likes 316. That was the problem. Kondraki doesn't like losing in fencing matches, but he was happy when he lost to 316. Clef doesn't like anyone at first, but he liked 316 on first meeting. 076-2 never likes anyone, at all, and even he acts impassively to 316. See a pattern there? That's why he was terminated.

Tesla, the problem that I'm seeing is that you didn't censor enough stuff.



Question: What the forget are these memetic things?

Memetics are things that you shouldn't know about, otherwise will forget with your mind. Best example(for me) is the perfect sphere SCP. Search it up.

[TeslaCoil]

Tesla, the problem that I'm seeing is that you didn't censor enough stuff.



Question: What the forget are these memetic things?

You don't have to sensor the forget out of every SCP you make.

[The True Zephyr]

Guys
What if Containment breach had multiplayer
But noone could talk to eachother?