How to impress a girl I like

[Kevdude]

Send her a threatmantic email

[Ad Bot]

[Slugger]

If your name was Jessie.

[blaman]

I somehow mixed the first two and read it as "cook her out".

pigroast

[masterockets]

she doesn't have much time because she is a very busy man.

Wait what?

[Serge64]

Perform a sick stunt, then die

[Kevdude]

Or shoot Reagan

[Måster Blåster]

I can't take her anywhere, because Medvode (my hometown) is a stuffhole and the nearest restaurant/cinema/shop is like 30 miles and she doesn't have much time because she is a very busy man.

She isn't a man, furcigarette.

[Jerkface]

If you kill her, the body will still be intact.

Consider it an option.

[mod-man]

go up to hug her, but secretly have your hoo haa out at the same time, so that when you hug her you piss all over her, then stuff on her front door step, and then using that stuff take your underwear and smear the stuff all over, then find her bedroom window and stick your poo covered underwear onto her window.

she will be so thoroughly disgusted and mindforgeted that she'll have to go out with you :D

[Becquerel]

go up to hug her, but secretly have your hoo haa out at the same time, so that when you hug her you piss all over her, then stuff on her front door step, and then using that stuff take your underwear and smear the stuff all over, then find her bedroom window and stick your poo covered underwear onto her window.

she will be so thoroughly disgusted and mindforgeted that she'll have to go out with you :D

METHOD 2: Put on a forgetton of Old Spice the next time you go around her house.
Then when she awnsers the door, the smell of MANLY POWER will knock the stuff out of her.
Shell be unconscious, so you can do what you want to her. She wont remember it the next day

[Slugger]

METHOD 2: Put on a forgetton of Old Spice the next time you go around her house.
Then when she awnsers the door, the smell of MANLY POWER will knock the stuff out of her.
Shell be unconscious, so you can do what you want to her. She wont remember it the next day

That will only work if his GF has massive odor.

[Lord Tony²]

She isn't a man, furcigarette.

Why are you calling him a furcigarette?

[Zloff]

Perform a sick stunt, then die

Yes

POP AERIAL TO 1440 CORK TO DOUBLE KICK THE MOON OFF A MOVING CAR ON TO A MAILBOX, SLIP, BREAK YOUR NECK AND DIE

[Adz127]

she is a very busy man.

HOLY stuff, SHE'S A MAN?!

[Alyx Vance]

Do what I did. Become great friends with her, wait a few months, boom girl friend OR she'll file a restraining order against you and you'll never speak. I'v had this one girl report me for stalking.... Bitch please I only talked to her.

I got my current GF just by being great friends with her and we got matching personality's.