How to impress a girl I like

[Katadeus]

head on
apply directly to the forehead
???
profit

Oh my god I remember this.
Anyway, this, in relation to viagra.

[Ad Bot]

[Mardalf]

First pee on her to mark her as yours and establish dominance

[SpreadsPlague]

reading thread can't stop laughing oh god

so much terrible advice

[Becquerel]

she has a great ass c:

If you keep mentioning that, can you atleast tell us how good.

Pull up your dress and diddle your snake.

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[Böltster]

reading thread can't stop laughing oh god

so much terrible advice

what do you expect when 8/10 people in this thread don't have a girlfriend?

[Katadeus]

Foreveralone
I don't want to be with anyone yet.

[Blooker]

what do you expect when 8/10 people in this thread don't have a girlfriend?

A sad reality…

[Mardalf]

A sad reality…

not really when almost everyone here is to young anyway
but I see what you mean

[Barakuda]

If you keep mentioning that, can you atleast tell us how good.

Well round, and, um, soft? Really makes you want to grab it >:I

So I'mgoing to the store which is like 7miles away to get her flowers, it better loving work out.

[Blooker]

Well round, and, um, soft? Really makes you want to grab it >:I

dat ass

[Becquerel]

Well round, and, um, soft? Really makes you want to grab it >:I

JESUS.
Yeah I support you on the Ass-Grabbing prospective.

[Communist]

Stick it in her pooper.

[SpreadsPlague]

Well round, and, um, soft? Really makes you want to grab it >:I

So I'mgoing to the store which is like 7miles away to get her flowers, it better loving work out.

bro if a hug is 5/10 you're friendzoned just give up