Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[SirLancelot7]

I'd like to make a diagnostic check on the bard.

I'd like to be leader.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

You inspect the bard silently in your chair, you notice that he has a random interval of unpredictable mood swings. You, self proclaimed leader (Being a prince your charisma is excellent), start to ponder on what to do to the bard.
What shall you do.




Such a shame none of you 3 are women.

[LawtyLawt]

Bumparoo
Well I believe I should retire for the night, or perhaps review for a test Which I should have reviewed.

Any last actions?
Good night then.

[SirLancelot7]

(Being a prince your charisma is excellent)

It is only a +1 lol.

I'd like to go and talk to a loose looking woman in the tavern, and roll a persuade check to get her to flirt with the bipolar bard.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

It is only a +1 lol.

I'd like to go and talk to a loose looking woman in the tavern, and roll a persuade check to get her to flirt with the bipolar bard.

Pfffahahaha.

[Mr. Jelly]

"Play us a shanty.



bitch"

oh uh wait

"ye bitche"

there we go

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Language, Gelatin Man.

[Mr. Jelly]

okaayy


"What is your name?

ye bitche"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

lawty

y u no online

[xxxxkill]

Alex Aroth - Level 2 - Human - Warlock (There should be a difference between these. Warlocks specialize in the arcane magic but are bad at necromancy. Mages specialize in elemental magic but are bad at arcane. Necromancers specialize in necromancy (no stuff, sherlock) but are bad at elemental. Wizards are balanced between all three.)

Health: 8/8
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 2
Wisdom: 4
Constitution: 1
Intelligence: 3
(Quick question. What does Wisdom do, and what does Intellegence do?)

Gold: (Do I get lego's?)

Armor Level: I dunno.

Special Abilities/Feats: Pretty sure this is N/A

Status: N/A

Inventory:
-Black robes lined with white. (Equipped)
-Plain ol' staff.

Backstory time
Alex was once a normal person. Young, ambitious, and curious. One day, he journeyed into a forest. There, he met an old hermit. But this was no ordinary hermit. The two of them talked, not about simple things, like the weather, or the trees. They spoke of the arcane arts. Alex would return to his home to find it ransacked and burned.
The old hermit helped him. Raised him. Taught him the ways of the arcane.
Taught him how to fight.
Prepared him for adventure.
At this point in time, all Alex wants is peace, and serenity.
Also, he wants his parents murderer's heads on sticks, but that's another matter.
He mainly wants peace and serenity.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

jelly isn't flirting with me?

I am disappoint

[Mr. Jelly]

I don't know how to flirt in Ye Olde Englishe

[Vegetarian Zombie]

speak in normal english bitche

[LawtyLawt]

Begin the flirting.
Yous start talking with the loose looking woman, and you tell her of your condition.
I roll a natural 20.
It appears you are lucky, for this strikes her, and she takes pity on the bard. The bipolar bard was calmed for a short while, and in that time, you decide what to do with him.

[Thorax]

[I'd like to play, but I've never played before]