Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[LawtyLawt]

[I'd like to play, but I've never played before]

Consult the character sheet in the first page.
And consult google for classes and races.

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[Thorax]

Captain John Silver-Tongue - 1 - Human - Rogue

Health: 4/4
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 0
Wisdom: 0
Constitution: 0
Intelligence: 0
Charisma: 10

Gold: 0

Armor Level: Cloth Armor

Special Abilities/Feats: None

Status: Argh!

Inventory: Minimal Crap

Backstory: Little truth is known of John's past. A master of spinning tales, he earned himself the nickname of "Silver-Tongue" due to his outlandish stories and way with words. Rumor has it that he's sweet-talked his way into commandeering multiple ships, though there is much doubt. Rumor also says that he may not even be a captain, as it appears as though he's never worked a day in his life.

[LawtyLawt]

*Bipolar bard*
What shall you do?

[LawtyLawt]

As more time passes the bard starts to lose interest to the woman, and the bard attempts to molest the woman. The woman is tolerating this subtle touches, but you know it'll worsen. A quick tongue or an able man could end this situation (Requires roll, DC5).
What shall you do?

[Thorax]

Noticing the issue with the bard (it's rather hard to ignore), I decide to step in. I shout across the room to ask him if he'd care to exchange tales with me. I throw the woman a quick glance hinting that this is her chance to back away.

[LawtyLawt]

Noticing the issue with the bard (it's rather hard to ignore), I decide to step in. I shout across the room to ask him if he'd care to exchange tales with me. I throw the woman a quick glance hinting that this is her chance to back away.

The bard approaches you in full frustration (roosterblocker) He readily asks you a tale, his voice now heavy and coarse. Roll a 5 up (On the D20) to keep the conversation interesting (You Cocblocker).

[Thorax]

I got a natural 20. [The link 404'd, so I used the one you posted earlier]

[LawtyLawt]

I got a natural 20. [The link 404'd, so I used the one you posted earlier]

I attempted to disprove you by opening the link and rolling. I got a natural 20 (Are you a wizard?). He forgets about the tantalizing woman for quite some time due to your silver tongue. However you and your companions must make a backup plan for when he begins to look disinterested.
What shall you do?

[Thorax]

Leaving the backup plan to my companions, I ask him what brought him to such a place as this, what made him want to become a bard, and why he ask us earlier to join us.


[I'm think you'll have to do all the rolling as I'm pretty sure that the dice log is based on your cookies.]

[LawtyLawt]

Roll a 1 + 10 = 11Your tongue slips a little, but nevertheless he's still here though. He answers by saying "I just wanna see the world you know." and then he adds "uhhhh yeahhh I can also fend for myself, I;m proficient with, uhhhh, Throwing knives."
What shall you do?

[LawtyLawt]

I shan't let ye take mine thread, blockland!
BEHOLD! Mine Mighty and steadfast potion of resurrection!

[SirLancelot7]

Show us your skills, bard

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I stand there I guess :P

[LawtyLawt]

*plotpoint*
The bard begins to sing an epic ballad. It entails on the beauty of machinery, and how it saved a young man's life.Your group is actually impressed at how beautiful and soft his singing voice is, and how he strums his red lute gracefully.

However the bard and your group disregarded the songs for a small while, for your Ranger and seeker companions seem to have noted something. The Tavern door Rustles vigorously, and then it breaks. A beast, with the ugly appearance of a bear, a dog, and a bat. This creature grabs one of the patrons and run off.
Shall you enlist the bard's aid and allow him to help you banish the beast? Or shall you walk through the night without his help?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm takin' that beeyotch down.