Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD! (Read 71014 times)

SirLancelot7 · March 23, 2012, 10:20:39 AM

I use cloud of darkness. I run through all the confused undead and deliver a point blank lightning shot in the necromancers face.

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LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 10:23:51 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:18:17 AM

-4 for power move

Highlander that mofo

17 - 4 = 13

Immediately after landing as the rush still overtakes him, the Paladin sheathed his blade and took his headgear off, in fear that it might break. He then climbed like an agile serpent towards the head of the monster. The hapless Paladin then balances himself upon the shoulderblades of the monster. He then runs in a quick burst shouting: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM". The monster is beheaded, and it is now vaporizing

Roll for save.

Quote from: SirLancelot7 on March 23, 2012, 10:20:39 AM

I use cloud of darkness. And deliver a point blank lightning shot in the necromancers face.

*Rolls 20 (Why are you so lucky?*
However in the opposite side of the field the fleeing necromancer notices a shadowy figure on the road. This figure shoots the necromancer woman in the face, splattering all parts of her head in the ground. This figure is revealed to be Kolkoli. Kolkoli then returns to the elf woman in town. Later Vegetari was pursuing the (now dead) necromancer. As he saw her corpse in the road, He shrugged and returned to town.

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 10:25:05 AM

Quote from: LawtyLawt on March 23, 2012, 10:23:51 AM

Immediately after landing as the rush still overtakes him, the Paladin sheathed his blade and took his headgear off, in fear that it might break. He then climbed like an agile serpent towards the head of the monster. The hapless Paladin then balances himself upon the shoulderblades of the monster. He then runs in a quick burst shouting: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM". The monster is beheaded, and it is now vaporizing

Roll for save.

For... save?

Whatever, 8.

My luck finally ran out.

LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 10:32:19 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:25:05 AM

For... save?

Whatever, 8.

My luck finally ran out.

As you land you feel intense pain, and with that, you heal yourself and get your helmet back. You pursue the necromancer down the road, only to find it's headless corpse. You return to town, in the tavern to have a drink. Throughout this event you feel as if you are near the increase point of your strength. +120 xp 40 xp left for level 4.

Also Kolkoli, gets the same xp, for he shot the source of the problem in the face.

Aren't we forgetting something?

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 10:36:13 AM

Go retrieve our friend the bard.

LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 10:39:58 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:36:13 AM

Go retrieve our friend the bard.

You carry a bottle of ale with you as you go to the plains. You see the bard in the fields, gathering bones. As you approach him he notices your presence and says: "Hi, I'm gathering bones for my father, the blacksmith to create me a nice set of armor."
You ask why, He says: I made up my mind, I'll come with you." with that he continues to gather bones with an expression of sorrow.

What shall you do?

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 10:41:55 AM

Offer him a drink.

LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 10:43:24 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:41:55 AM

Offer him a drink.

You offer to stay with him so that you may share a nice bottle of ale. He agrees.

Next move?

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 10:44:32 AM

I dunno lol.

LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 10:45:57 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:44:32 AM

I dunno lol.

As you are about to leave, he says: "NO WAIT STAY WITH ME! I have a tale to share"
Do you accept?

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 10:46:47 AM

Sit back down with him I guess.

LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 10:52:24 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:46:47 AM

Sit back down with him I guess.

He momentarily stops his bone collection, and you sit with him in the field at night. The sky is starry, the noise of celebration can be heard (That and what appears to be the groans of Jell.), clearly this is the perfect time to share a tale.

"Once did you know my father used to beat me, but every time he does so, I alway catch him in his room with mother, weeping at how bad a son I am." This intrigues you, so you say to him: "Go on". "My mother died when I was 8, and my dad was in too buried in grief to even scold me."

Shall you let him continue in his tale?

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 10:55:28 AM

"I'm sorry you've had such a rough life."

LawtyLawt · March 23, 2012, 11:04:02 AM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on March 23, 2012, 10:55:28 AM

"I'm sorry you've had such a rough life."

"But then as I too was grieving, A person who is helping me even now appeared. His name was Mr. Mockingham and he was an expert in the art of throwing knives. The first question he asks is 'Do you wish to help your father, boy?' I simply nodded. Now the noble Mr. Mockingham helped me in winning prizes in competitions, I earned money and I got more proficient in the art of knives." "I was born with the ability of song, and that used to bring joy to my father, but ever since mother died he only delves in more sadness, so I try not to sing. However Mr. Mockingham would stay by me at all times, encouraging me to become good with what I do" he says. By this point Vegetari, the battle hardened hapless paladin is shedding a tear. "And perchance who is this Mr. Mockingham?" you ask, He simply answers "He's here with me always can't you see him? he helped me in the battle just now."

By now you realize "Mr. Mockingham" is simply a manifestation of his 2nd personality.

How shall you proceed in this conversation.

Vegetarian Zombie · March 23, 2012, 11:06:20 AM

Suggest going back into town :P