Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!  (Read 71791 times)

loving...

Get up and use my agility to my utmost advantage in the fight.

loving...

Get up and use my agility to my utmost advantage in the fight.
You roll away from the hulking mass of Tuna, and you begin your counter attack.

*18 + 6 + 3 = 27*
You Jump on his back and you jump on his back. He moans in annoyance, and he attempts to shake you off. You stab this Hulking mass of Sashimi, and you see that you are glad to have picked up the obsidian sword of wonders. The scales is as hard as stone. However, one hit undoes his stone hard skin, and reveals a warm, pink, patch of skin. You stab this patch, and you soften the patch further. Your obsidian colored blade slices it like a heated knife to butter. "GET OUT OF THERE! I'M GOING TO DO A LIGHTNING STRIKE!". You jump off and, you let Kolkoli handle this.
50 - 5 = 45

PLAY KOLKOLI, NOW.

LIGHTNING

LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE

LIGHTNING

LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE
*12 + 4 = 16*
As the hapless paladin jumps off the Gigantic Sashimi, Kolkoli begins a very delicate attack. Kolkoli begins by acquiring an arrow from his quiver, and concentrating raw electrical force on it. He then places the arrow as quick as he can on the bow, and draws it back. As the bow flies in the air, raw electrical power seeps from it. and this power, embeds itself upon the soft bleeding, pink skin. Electricity flows all around him, and it fully electrocutes it. What is worse than that? He is standing on a puddle.
45 - 40

Undeterred by the attack, and powered by thoughts of vengeance, he stands up, falls, and crawls towards you. He picks up his mace that flew out of his hands when he was electrocuted. "You... Arrogant... Fools... MY SONS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!" he crawls faster, the only thing running through his reptilian mind is vengeance.

Roll any number, I don't care, it'll only do 1 damage.


I trip him.

-trollface-
*1 + 6 + 3 = 10*
You run up to him, and kick him in the face, thus overturning him. However, he still persists due to thoughts of vengeance. Is next act consists of him attempting to turn back up on his belly.
5 - 1 = 4
« Last Edit: March 28, 2012, 12:29:24 PM by LawtyLawt »

VEGETARI used HI-JUMP KICK!

VEGETARI used HI-JUMP KICK!
*20 + 6 + 3 = 29*
Before the beast can stand up, you jump, backflip in mid-air and you do a painful drop kick. You then jump backwards, and watch how it unfolds. The hulking mass of sushi, begins to overturn himself on his chest. His rock hard scales have waned in power due to a powerful electric current flowing through it. His yellow eyes, now bloodshot with his blue eyes tell you his ordeal. And yet he persists, fueled only by what he must do. Kolkoli Draws his arrow back and performs a mercy kill...
4 - 1 = 3

Kolkoli concentrates all his force in one arrow. Filled with sorrow, he closes his eyes and fires. Outside, ravens caw, and fly away towards another location. The Fishmann didn't die moaning, rather it died silently, with a sour unfulfilled face. Kolkoli begins to cry, he crouches down the damp cave floor and breaks down in a sorrow, resentful lament. The footsteps stop, as all your companions are looking at you now. They are confused as to what happened, and they begin to understand the full gravity of the situation. Hetnah comes to Kolkoli's aid and starts to comfort him. You stare of in to the distance, on a wall. the cave becomes brighter with blue light, as the sorrow increases.

Someone should make a novel transcript of this. And also G'night, about to sleep.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2012, 01:33:38 PM by LawtyLawt »

*18 + 5 = 23(WHAT THE forget MAN)*
The other two, though rattled, begin to stand up, and attempt to fight yet again. However, Kolkoli, being the sadistic Happy go lucky bastard he is, shoots two arrows at the other two Faerie's heads. They both die, a horrible, mind numbing, event. The other however, continues to live. only it is unconscious.

Run over and tie them up very securely at the feet, above the knees, hands behind the back, and a strip of his clothing to keep him from screaming. 

I take the Dark Faerie bow and take a few shots to get a feel for it.  It is better then the plain ole Longbow I have so I am swapping it.  This bow does more damage then the other one, an has more range.


Now to find that scroll.  I wake up the tied up Faerie.  I keep my weapons on him.  I ask him where the scroll is. I carefully remove the blindflord.  If he starts to scream, I gag him again and cut off a finger.

Are there any corpses to loot.

What's the sadness for?

Wait... we just killed a family.

stuff.

I tell the others that this is my turf.  They can't even see down here.  And only one can get the scroll and it will be me

I tell the others that this is my turf.  They can't even see down here.  And only one can get the scroll and it will be me
"B-but. You just killed a family, and their guards..."

sirlancelot is a heartless madafakka

sirlancelot is a heartless madafakka
"You were the one who persisted on killing them. I only mercy killed the father because I pity it"
After doing so, Kolkoli continues to sob.