Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[LawtyLawt]

Can he still heals

Weaker form like if he can heal 10 health every 5 roll, it halves. Although he can't use turn undead.

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

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[LawtyLawt]

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However there are new job choices:

Knight
Dragon Rider (After becoming Knight)
Griffon Rider (After becoming Knight)
GHOST RIDER (AFTER SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL)
Assassin
SwordMage
Barbarian
Fighter
Monk

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Dragon Rider is best rider

Assassin is a badass

hmm...

[LawtyLawt]

Dragon Rider is best rider

Assassin is a badass

hmm...

I'll make an exception. This is defying the rules but, you can go prestige class Dragon Rider even if you go Assassin, Barbarian, or Fighter.

Word of advice: Though not as powerful, the Griffon is much more faithful and docile than a dragon

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'll make an exception. This is defying the rules but, you can go prestige class Dragon Rider even if you go Assassin, Barbarian, or Fighter.

Word of advice: Though not as powerful, the Griffon is much more faithful and docile than a dragon

wat

aren't dragons supposed to be like amazingly loyal

[LawtyLawt]

wat

aren't dragons supposed to be like amazingly loyal

I HAVE THE PRACTICAL GUIDE TO MONSTERS, I SAY WHAT-

Yeah Griffins are far more loyal, than dragons.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

well um well

fuq u dragons r beter

[LawtyLawt]

well um well

fuq u dragons r beter

Okay .jpeg

Realizing that your divinity has been cut short. You go back to the cave and announce that you are no longer a paladin. They all stare at you in bewilderment. "Apparently, one of the tenants of a paladin is to fight honorably, and not sneak." You reply. "Does this mean you can no longer slay undead like you used to?" you can only reply with a shameful nod. Jell rises, and offers you a plate of "fish", it will calm you down he says. You take it, however, you take it cautiously. Then all of a sudden, a group of men in heavy armor, ride by the cave. Upon closer inspection, you find that these men are indeed, paladins and knights alike. "Do you require any assistance?" asks one knight. Hetnah was about to say yes but then suddenly, all the knights and paladins (All of which ave defiled their tenants too) start to enter the cave to loveually harass the Beauteous maiden. The leader of the group, reaches his 6 fingered hand to feel the majestic mountains. Kolkoli was about to react, however, all the dastardly men present turn their swords on your entire party.
What shall you do?

[Thorax]

I want to talk them down.

The convince them to join our part.


Charisma is +12 or something like that.

[LawtyLawt]

I want to talk them down.

The convince them to join our part.


Charisma is +12 or something like that.

*+16 you lovey bastard.

*14 + 16 = 30*
Without delaying any time, Silvertongue began to charm the perpetrators away from the lady. He manages to talk them down to take something else: Like the delectable "fish" food, A few loaves of bread, or other such. This ruse works so well, that the wrenches back down on their horses, taking the gold (100 gold from each of you.), they then ride into the midnight, laughing, and insulting your party as they ride. You then ask your female Cleric how she's feeling. You didn't fully get an answer for that, however, her soft lady like sob, and Kolkoli's angered expression tip you off that this question, might not be the best of solutions.
What shall ye do?

[Thorax]

Make an inspirational speech that we will find these men when we have the advantage and make them pay.

[LawtyLawt]

Make an inspirational speech that we will find these men when we have the advantage and make them pay.

*20 + 16 = 36 (inspirational as forget)*
"It may seem that we've been rendered completely helpless by these mustache twirling bastards, and it may seem that all hope has abandoned us. However, I swear, upon all the useless tings I have, we will find these men, and we will pit them against a corner that they cannot circumvent in any human means. We will capture he 6 fingered man, and cut off his thumbs and his big toes, and we shall abandon him in a desert! We are the party whose sole purpose is to circumnavigate odds that are impossible! You Kolkoli! You have slain a necromancer far beyond your abilities! You Vegetari! You have overcome several gargantuan beasts that tower gracefully over any normal man! You Jell! You have thwarted several attacks, saving your friends! You see, they have no holiness left in them, no sanitary bars. However we have motives! Motives to overthrow a King! Motives to amass wealth and fortune! We shan't let these ruffians be caltrops to our path to glory and fame! WE ARE THE UNSTOPPABLE BRIGADE OF LAWTON! Now I say, we rest for the night, and tomorrow, we shall plan on apprehending these men."

Wow, that took a while.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm a little disturbed... I mustn't become like these brigands.

[LawtyLawt]

I'm a little disturbed... I mustn't become like these brigands.

However, your Gods deny you of your right to become their warrior. However, they will allow you to still work for them, in a form of a man who creeps behind the shadows.