Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Explain that I will be right back.

I take the "hand guard" out of the bushes.

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[LawtyLawt]

Explain that I will be right back.

I take the "hand guard" out of the bushes.

You tell them that you need to relieve yourself. As soon as your party becomes busy yet again, you nimbly stretch your arms towards the bush. There you find it, a brown hand guard, with the insignia of a crow getting stabbed. It's buckles were made of the purest, finest gold you've ever seen in your life. You strap it on your arm, and you think that you want to release this blade. From under your palm, a sharp blade, tipped with a well refined diamond. You check the bushes again, and you find another one. You "Sheath" the blade again, and you put on the second one. The second one however is radically different, as it is instead (As you notice) strapped with a makeshift gun, that you deduce can only fire one shot at a time before reloads are required. There is also another note, wich says:
"Embrace the way of the righteous assassin, my son."

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Embed my sword in the tree - I don't deserve to be using a weapon of honor anymore.

[SirLancelot7]

No need to hurt the tree!  It is a living creature

[LawtyLawt]

Embed my sword in the tree - I don't deserve to be using a weapon of honor anymore.

Dishonored by the fact that you can no longer serve your God, you essentially embrace the path of a Righteous assassin, and you embed your sword to a tree. Thinking that that was a wholly foolish idea, you instead bury it in the ground and mark the ground where you buried it. You tighten the buckles of your hand guard, and now, armed with a new way of dealing with problems, you head back to the cave, and you grab the dark sword which Kolkoli has prepared for you rather nicely. "John was right, there will be  a reckoning for all of this. This sword represents my tainted honor that I must live with!" with that, you sheath your new beautiful, sword.

YOU LOSE: Iron Highlander-Esque Sword
YOU GAIN: The Dishonorable Edge

(Boom, I just turned you in to batman who actually kills people.)

No need to hurt the tree!  It is a living creature

The reason why you decided instead of burying the sword is because Kolkoli saw you, and he protested to the fact that you just in fact, stabbed a living creature.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Debating whether to head there now or travel as a group.

[LawtyLawt]

DEBATE ENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

(Deate you guys dkjgksgfkgsfkjdsf)

[Vegetarian Zombie]

forget it, I'm going now. If I'm quick, I may make it by nightfall.

[LawtyLawt]

forget it, I'm going now. If I'm quick, I may make it by nightfall.

You lose the Debate on purpose, so that your party may be driven to sleep. Abandoning them, and leaving them in the middle of the night the second time doesn't work very well this time. Rourkkus and Zadok, who have both been very silent at every possible juncture, were in fact, anticipating your leave. You can't do anything about it, however, you don't testify against it. So, under a threat that the two will wake their party up if he will deny their companionship, Your band of wonders set off in dusk, when the world in general is being stirred. You travel to the city of cardinal corruption, where the evil father Antoese is twirling his Spanish esque mustache at young, beautiful Virgins. You arrive there in sundown. You see the full poverty of that place, you feel pity for these townsfolk, and this gives you more reason to destroy the Evil Priest.

My keyboard is hindering me from painting massive rolling landscapes, for it takes a few taps on certain letters, the bitch.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Okay we need a plan.

What's his current situation, habits, etc?

[LawtyLawt]

Okay we need a plan.

What's his current situation, habits, etc?

You see him being guarded by the men who loveually assaulted your cleric, coincidentally. He is currently walking smugly about the streets, you have a clear shot, however the fallen Knights and fallen Paladins. The tanks form a cone of protection on the evil priest's back. His guards are armed with 2 throwing spears each, and either great swords or a bastard sword w/ a tower shield.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

We should wait until nightfall. There has to be a time where he isn't guarded.

[LawtyLawt]

We should wait until nightfall. There has to be a time where he isn't guarded.

You wait until night falls, and you follow him around. You're surprised that the burly men are still guarding the priest. The priest currently has one young woman (Who has the most pitiful expression on her face), and he is harassing an alchemist to "Pay Up". After failing to pay, the burly guards suddenly beat this man up, strip him of all his money and clothes, and they leave him for dead. They proceed to go to another man to ask for payment.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Help the man, cast my weakened Healing Hand on him.

[LawtyLawt]

Help the man, cast my weakened Healing Hand on him.

As soon as the wicked men are out of sight, you help the alchemist up, take him to an Inn and cast your weakened healing spell on him. As soon as he rose up, you question him quite calmly. It turns out that he was being forced against is own will to make a potion that will provide the vile priest an eternal lifespan. What's worse is that the priest's men beat him up for not paying for the materials he used. However that's not the worst part, the worst part was that young lady was what she identified as her sister. At this point, you feel total pity for the man.

-20 gold