Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD!

[SirLancelot7]

Can anybody find meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Somebody to love!!!!

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[LawtyLawt]

Can anybody find meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Somebody to love!!!!

Dance with Your girlfriend Hetnah or something. No homo, no homo.

[SirLancelot7]

K I'm dancing

[LawtyLawt]

K I'm dancing

This is your music.


*15 + 6 + 21*
You decide not to take the rooftops this time, but rather, bolt towards the dark outskirts of town in order to evade your pursuers. You watch them climb the roof you positioned on (from a safe distance) and you see them scouring the area. Seeing that hey might figure that you are not on the rooftops, you tell her to go to the Inn her brother was in, and tell them to jump town, and go to the righteous path. She bolts silently towards the Inn. However you remain there, walking, and waiting in the shadows. They don't notice you, not at all, and you slowly make your way back to the Inn. On your way there you see a shady figure. Said shady figure proceeds to give you a letter. You read the letter, and it says "You are now a member of the Legion of Righteousness.". You turn around to question the man, however, he is gone from his spot. Only a box remains on the spot where he stood.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Open the box.

[LawtyLawt]

Open the box.

The box contains a cloth armor that looks familiarly like this.

(Bonus +4 Dex, +2 AR, +2 Str.)

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Wear dat stuff.

Anything else?

[LawtyLawt]

Wear dat stuff.

Anything else?

Nothing else, and you're almost unrecognizable now.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Okay, then.

Find dem cigaretterets dat done came wif me.

[LawtyLawt]

Okay, then.

Find dem cigaretterets dat done came wif me.

*5 + 10 = 15*
The corrupted warriors pass by you completely, and the streets are cleared by these evildoers. This gives you time to climb a roof, and examine one of your targets. On the roof of the Inn, you see the knights and paladin (The 6 fingered man was a paladin), searching for you in desperation. Noticing that you've no bullets left on you, you examine all the pockets on your suit, and you find a few rounds on the back pocket (+5 Hidden pistol ammo). You load the gun, and you search for an easy target. The one paladin left was being roostery, and he took his helm off and shouted "Ohhhhh Smite me mighty assassin!" tauntingly. You aim for his bald, scarred head, and you shoot. It hits his head. However the kill wasn't very stealthy as his head seemingly cracks open. With quick inferences, they now the location of the bullet.
Near the town, The alchemist and his sister were resting. As they rested, they notice a group of 7 people, forming a dust cloud in their wake. One man stops, crouches, and takes out his rifle, with the letter "R" engraved on it. He shot, and he managed to take one Ex-Knight out with a precise shot.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Bolt the forget away to a safer location.

[LawtyLawt]

Bolt the forget away to a safer location.

*20 + 10 = 30*
Noticing that all of the 3 remaining nights (Strength 20) begin to dash rather quickly, considering their armor. One of them is in the middle of the dirt path, lying dead. There is a cart of hay underneath you, 5 floors underneath you. You quickly, without no second thoughts, jump at the cart of hay. You roll away from it, and you bolt towards the 6 men, who are charging in what seems like a flurry of rage.  You run towards them, and before you can say anything, the female cleric in the group, punches you, square in the Jaw (-1 HP). You get knocked flat on your back, and the female cleric says: "Don't do that leaving us thing ever again!", with that, she dashes to the town. You can rest easy for now. And then you remember.

However, Rourkkus and Zadok are holding off the Three knights.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Stealth time.

Take an out-of-the-way path and backstab the knights.

[Mr. Jelly]

Eat food

regret it once sanity returns

then do something else

[LawtyLawt]

Stealth time.

Take an out-of-the-way path and backstab the knights.

*19 + 10 = 29 (I'm not even making this stuff up)*

You scale the walls you were lying on, and you see, from a window, your friends being harassed by the Three knights. If you could just kill one as a distraction, all your companions shall bust in the room, and beat the 2 other knights up. You view this in one of the windows, facing the opposite direction of the knights. You see one Knight, conveniently close to the window, and you prepare your kill. You climb down the wall by scraping your hidden blade across the soft, concrete wall. When you are approximately 5 feet close, you quickly pull your blade away the wall, and towards the window. You propel yourself towards the Inn by pressing your feet against the wall, like a spring, and you go in action. With one fell swoop, you lunge towards the Inn and break the window. No one had time to react. With your diamond tipped blade, you eat through his thick armor, and you sever the connections of his spinal cord.

Eat food

regret it once sanity returns

then do something else

You already have, You already have. You even shot a guy in between his eyes from 20 feet away. And on this very page, too.