Author Topic: Dungeons n' Dragons You cannot revive this now. REMEMBER THIS THREAD! (Read 70923 times)

xxxxkill · May 27, 2012, 09:08:36 PM

Quote from: LawtyLawt on May 27, 2012, 08:49:14 AM

"No no not... HOLD THE TRIGGER AND SHOOT ME ON THAT LANTERN!"

Totally not a double entendre.

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LawtyLawt · May 28, 2012, 12:21:24 AM

Quote from: Mr. Jelly on May 27, 2012, 10:51:08 AM

So you're a handcannon now?

"When you do that, I suppose."
NEW FEAT
HANDCANNON
Mobilized for 5 rounds, to fire an incinerating blast!

Vegetarian Zombie · May 28, 2012, 08:21:06 AM

Now what.

LawtyLawt · May 28, 2012, 08:28:24 AM

"Let's get out..." says Bororton who is uncomfortably fingering the hole "Judging by this, the cave will be down pretty soon"
You are now in town, as you enter, a stranger approaches you. "Hallo! Would yo like to buy my bread?"

Vegetarian Zombie · May 28, 2012, 10:14:14 AM

Quote from: LawtyLawt on May 28, 2012, 08:28:24 AM

fingering the hole

hote

LawtyLawt · May 28, 2012, 10:17:38 AM

"Stranger, I assure you that this is the BEST bread!"

Mr. Jelly · May 28, 2012, 10:19:37 AM

No, I...no

LawtyLawt · May 28, 2012, 10:22:12 AM

"Please, stranger! I have a family to feed!"
Bororton looks suspiciously at the man and his bread.

Vegetarian Zombie · May 28, 2012, 10:24:12 AM

He eats a slice first.

Mr. Jelly · May 28, 2012, 10:24:30 AM

"Wait. So you're selling food

to get money

to buy food

to feed your family.

Why not just feed them the bread?"

LawtyLawt · May 28, 2012, 10:25:48 AM

Quote from: Mr. Jelly on May 28, 2012, 10:24:30 AM

"Wait. So you're selling food

to get money

to buy food

to feed your family.

Why not just feed them the bread?"

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on May 28, 2012, 10:24:12 AM

He eats a slice first.

Under these conditions, you notice beads of sweat running down his face. Though his eyes and smile was friendly, you feel that there is something hidden...

Mr. Jelly · May 28, 2012, 10:28:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzCIAU&t=21s

Get out of there as fast as possible

LawtyLawt · May 28, 2012, 10:31:12 AM

Quote from: Mr. Jelly on May 28, 2012, 10:28:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzCIAU&t=21s

Get out of there as fast as possible

You run as fast as your legs can take you. However, instead of a pursuit, the man stands there. Seconds later, an explosion happened, clearing whatever was in a 10 meter vicinity of the man holding bread.

Vegetarian Zombie · May 28, 2012, 10:34:36 AM

mother of gods

Mr. Jelly · May 28, 2012, 10:36:29 AM

forgetin' knew it