I used to rule this board.
Topics would come when I gave the word.
Now in the morning I procrastinate.
Hide from the board I used to satiate.
I used to roll the dice.
Calculate the fear in my enemy's eyes.
Listen as the crowd would post:
"Now the old thread is dead, long live D&D"
One minute I held the thread.
Next the guys leave frequently.
And I discover that this thread stands.
Upon pillars of semen and pillars of sand.
I hear Drama Bells a ringing.
Cool Kid Cavalry Choirs are singing.
Be my flame shield, my sword and mommy.
Protect me from those who want to cut off my tommy.
For some reason I can't explain.
Once I left there was never.
Never a recent post.
That was when I ruled the board.
*Piano sequence*
It was the wicked and wild real life.
Blew down my internet, to let me out.
Shattered users and the sound of cum.
People couldn't believe, what I've become
The cool kids wait.
For my ban on a silver plate.
Just an OP on a lonely board.
Oh, who would ever want to be me.
I hear Drama Bells a ringing.
Cool Kid Cavalry Choirs are singing.
Be my flame shield, my sword and mommy.
Protect me from those who want to cut off my tommy.
For some reason I can't explain.
I know Badspot won't unban my key.
Never a recent post.
That was when I ruled the board.
I hear Drama Bells a ringing.
Cool Kid Cavalry Choirs are singing.
Be my flame shield, my sword and mommy.
Protect me from those who want to cut off my tommy.
For some reason I can't explain.
I know Badspot won't unban my key.
Never a recent post.
That was when I ruled the board.
*Exit Choir*
