Alyx Vance: COUNTRY PRIDE

[Timex]

blame the brits

I always do.

[Ad Bot]

[Fracture]

This guy is really starting to piss me off.

Do want: http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/redneck-house-boat-1-thumb.jpg
Reasons I want it:
1. I'm more of a trailer person because its annoying having to memorize 1000 turns just to go to the bathroom/any other room
2. Who wouldn't want to walk outside and fish anywhere?
3. Its just awesome.
4. Redneck yacht club anyone?
5. Parties on the water.

Prepared for some hater to flame..

It all depends on how you was raised I guess. I'm a trailer person and that's that. I like the simplicity. Also for the most time we actually had a 2 trailer place put together. Hold on let me make a diagram.
 What did you mean?

I find it so weird that he actually likes living in a trailer.
Ugh.

[Mikoyan]

i aint have no moonpie before but yall should be tryin some moonshine its the MAN drink for us southern poor people and the like
this one time (yall wont believe this, i be knowin) my grandpa (saved like 200 people in NAM) drank moonshin till he started goin all bleedy like out of his nose, hes ok though but you should see the stuff ive seen man

You don't know the stuff he's seen man!

[Socky]

confederates lol

[Mikoyan]

lol bump.

I had a stuffty night..
Me and my dad got into our first full contact fight and he just bout broke my neck, my dads keys got locked in the car so we had to borrow my uncles truck, I almost went berserk on my cousin while we was wrestling.... Over all I am just sore as forget right now, my chest hurts and I think I have a cold......

Also, forget this "prayer" and asking for "gods help" where in the stuff was he? When I almost collapsed from the fact I felt like my neck was broken, could hardly breath, could hardly walk or anything. I would have at least settled for a police officer to take me home...


True story man true story. This is what Hillbilly life gets you, violence and all that other bullforget.. I envy the fact you don't see this stuff.

[Socky]

oh looks whats back from the dead

[Narkro555]

Weren't the confederates pro-slavery? And he feels proud to be related?

[Fracture]

lol bump.

Didnt actually see that quote.
Ive seen worse

[Zarrintaj]

*sits in a chair with tall hand-rests* Wh-When I was your age, I h-had to go to college, and find time for high school-- w-while maintaining a job in IT, living b-by Woody's Saloon--- in a orange.

[Socky]

Weren't the confederates pro-slavery? And he feels proud to be related?

yes

and the union KICKED THEIR ASS

[Pitbull]

Alyx is annoying. Not because he isn't cowering in a corner with his opinions that get shot down constantly, but because he's just annoying. The way he types and I'm pretty sure he's not actually from here.

[Fracture]

Alyx is annoying. Not because he isn't cowering in a corner with his opinions that get shot down constantly, but because he's just annoying. The way he types and I'm pretty sure he's not actually from here.

No he's from the south
The deep south.
Hehehehehe

[Jacob/Lee]

get a brain

america is a constitutional republic

Technically it's also a democratic republic, but I see what you mean.

[Sheath]

Kilser was telling me about him. I thought everyone was being a bit over the top, but that post the other day about his 'hillbilly life' made me realize things are a bit odd with him.

Oh well.

[TeslaCoil]

He pretty much exaggerates everything about his "hillbilly" lifestyle. (youdon'tsay.png)

I'll be honest, I'm southern to the core, I'm just good at controlling my southern accent and keep it to verbal restrictions rather than bringing it on here to the forums. You just don't type naturally like that. ;D I like to master my regionally neutral accent.

And, sadly I think he's acting entirely stupid about this.