Alyx Vance: COUNTRY PRIDE

[Alyx Vance]

Alright I thought i'd just throw this in:
1. I know i'm an idiot which is why I try not to argue to much because I lack book smarts.
2. Sorry I lack grammar I try to redo what I type so it makes more sense.
3. I haven't to much control over my accent especially in true life.
4. (I forgot)
5. I still feel like i'm on a boat.

[Ad Bot]

[Fracture]

Did you really just say Book Smarts?

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[Alyx Vance]

Did you really just say Book Smarts?

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Yea I just said book smarts why?

[RedGajin]

Yea I just said book smarts why?

lole guis im from sowth i must be supr stupid thats what its lik in movies so must be tru

[Fracture]

Yea I just said book smarts why?

It just proves how dumb you are.
Are you like other rednecks? Did you drop out of school when you were 12?

[Alyx Vance]

It just proves how dumb you are.
Are you like other rednecks? Did you drop out of school when you were 12?

All I did is say book smarts? What should I have said?

And no i'm still in school.

[Pixel]

He probably fakes all of this.

[Proog]

He probably fakes all of this.

Then he'd be a bigger idiot than the way he acts.
Who would ever want to be labeled as some southern redneck trailer trash?

[indyjones]

He probably fakes all of this.

I've never seen accents carried over into text.  I have friends down there that never use 'aint' and 'monday' in chat

[indyjones]

I've never seen regional words carried over into text.  I have friends down there that never use 'aint' and 'monday' in chat

[Alyx Vance]

If you think i'm talking with the way I talk online you haven't seen nothing yet. My true way of speakings pretty damn far off.
Example:
What i'm saying: How many minutes are in 2 months?
What I end up saying: How many mints are in 2 munts?
How I say my o's: Ow  Example: Gone = Go-own
Trust me its a hell a lot worse in actual life.

Trust me I try to talk correctly online but when I don't think about it I just type the way I talk in real life. Also sorry bout the fact I have a Hick way of speaking. I may have been born in the 16th largest city in the world but I was raised in a small county where I learned to speak. If you want feel free to correct my grammar and i'll take and try to learn off that.

[Extrude]

Or you could just stop posting like a handicap babbios.

[Alyx Vance]

Or you could just stop posting like a handicap babbios.

Not much I can do about the way I talk. Now I can try to control it on the forums and all but in actual life I sound like a moron using grammar. Proven fact quit a few people agree that when some people out here try to talk correctly we sound awfully stupid.

Alright heres what i'll do:
1. I'll stop posting stories
2. I'll try to stop my Hick talk.
3. ????

Someone give me a 3.

[Jairo]

Someone give me a 3.

I'd rather ask gave newell that

[Jairo]

I'd rather ask gave newell that

stuff forget meant gabe
derp derp