Earth 2.0 - Redux

[Shinji]

You could keep your population at 9,000,000.

[Ad Bot]

[Firecycle]

We are requesting an alliance with the Republic of Nervaztski

[Mikoyan]

The men aboard the Space Station wonder why the Tharshans rushed off. Is this a trap? Did They leave us? They try to contact TharshanSpaceCommand

[Frontrox]

Whats going on Mikoyan?

[Thar]

The men aboard the Space Station wonder why the Tharshans rushed off. Is this a trap? Did They leave us? They try to contact TharshanSpaceCommand

"This is the Tharshan Space Command please hold"

*doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...*

(19 hours later)

"Yes this is Captain Joe how may I help you? Also would you like to try our value cheeseburger meal?"

[Mikoyan]

N- No, Sir I just want, SIR I JUST WANT A DRINK!

Why did your men run off the station in a hurry?

[Firecycle]

N- No, Sir I just want, SIR I JUST WANT A DRINK!

Why did your men run off the station in a hurry?

They wanted to be home for Christmas?

[Frontrox]

We're still working on our part of the station, should be done in a few months.

[Thar]

N- No, Sir I just want, SIR I JUST WANT A DRINK!

Why did your men run off the station in a hurry?

"Out of our Jurisdiction."

*Automated messaging system kicks in*

"If you would like to end the call press 1, If you would like to contact another representative press 2, If you would like to get our value cheeseburger meal press 3, and if you would like to be rerouted to a higher official end the call and contact the appropriate offices, most likely the Commissariat"

[Firecycle]

Today the Alyeskii government has officially announced it's intentions of ordering Tharshian take-out.  King Aysko has appointed a committee to supervise the organization of an association dedicated to this goal.

[Thar]

BREAKING NEWS

A Commissar committed Self Delete today after recieving 10,956 international calls requesting the value cheeseburger meal that doesn't exist.

[Firecycle]

BREAKING NEWS

A Commissar committed Self Delete today after recieving 10,956 international calls requesting the value cheeseburger meal that doesn't exist.

...

Woops.

[Gojira]

Irajinia wants the value cheeseburger meal.
ALL OF US.

[Thar]

Irajinia wants the value cheeseburger meal.
ALL OF US.

FFFFFFF That'll be $22,579,980.72

[Gojira]

FFFFFFF That'll be $22,579,980.72

Done.
Have a pleasant day.

* Gojira and the rest of Irajinia eats their burgers