Earth 2.0 - Redux

[Frontrox]

We're not interested in biological weapons.

[Ad Bot]

[Tomcat]

We're not interested in biological weapons.

>:L.
I'm going to have to find someone else interested.

[Gojira]

Alyeska activates self-destruct on the base.

Irajinia, please explain.

That was not Irajinia.

[Firecycle]

>:L.
I'm going to have to find someone else interested.

I'm interested.

That was not Irajinia.

We would love to believe you, but sadly, we can not afford to be trusting.  Please help us with investigations, I believe that would help ease some of the international tensions.

[Mikoyan]

I'm interested.

I'm interested.

You don't have FTL drives lol.
The first marriage between a New Italian man and a Maytremian woman has occured, may god bless them!

[Thar]

What a wonderful idea. Would Tharsha like to have an embassy in New Italy?

Yes indeed

We'll begin outfitting our shuttles

[Tomcat]

The mothership has a warp drive. Its badly damaged though so it may take our scientists some time to get it repaired and up and running. We could probably do it in half a year with a joint effort.

I'd be honored to provide the materials. I'd also provide some of our top engineers.
Also, Alyeska, I'm afraid that we won't be able to trade to you, due to cracks in our government about the issue.

[Thar]

I'd be honored to provide the materials. I'd also provide some of our top engineers.
Also, Alyeska, I'm afraid that we won't be able to trade to you, due to cracks in our government about the issue.

Ok well before we begin the Commissariat would like to be sure that this is for purely scientific purposes and will only be used in the pursuit of peace.

(I'll be gone for a few hours don't expect a quick response.)

[Tomcat]

Ok well before we begin the Commissariat would like to be sure that this is for purely scientific purposes and will only be used in the pursuit of peace.

(I'll be gone for a few hours don't expect a quick response.)

Eh...
Yeah, sure, whatever you want it to be it's for peace, and peace only. The biological weapon I have can be modified for peace.

[Gojira]

I'm interested.

We would love to believe you, but sadly, we can not afford to be trusting.  Please help us with investigations, I believe that would help ease some of the international tensions.

The fingerprints on the gun lead to someone in New Scandinavia.

[Mikoyan]

The fingerprints on the gun lead to someone in New Scandinavia.

You Russian scum are blasphemous.

[Firecycle]

The fingerprints on the gun lead to someone in New Scandinavia.

Ethnic fingerprints?

ONTOPIC: We are turning a copy of the fingerprints over to the New Scandinavian authorities. 


This revelation eliminates any of King Aysko's extremists.

[Tomcat]

5:52AM, Alyeskan Biological Research Base.

     A lone sniper approaches the base with a silenced 7mm sniper rifle in hand, a remnant of the old terran Russia, akin to something Irajinia or Nirvozk would use. He approaches with calm, and hides in a bush until the guards watching the entrance go away.

Now was the fun part. The sniper, intending to cause confusion and friendly fire, throws tons of shrapnel grenades and smoke grenades into the midst of them. They start firing wildly into each other, and the few that notice the sniper are shot down, their brains blown out by hot lead.

The sniper approaches the main building, which had the door wide open, and blew the remaining guard's brains out with his special Desert Eagle, and walked up to the bunker entrance. He took out a small welder and welded it shut, the scientists trapped inside. He stepped up to one dead body of the only scientist above ground, and he pulled a vial, and a USB drive out of his pocket.

When the confusion was all over, and the dust settled, and the extraction teams sent in, there was no trace of the unknown terrorist. The only thing left was the welder, no fingerprints, a empty sniper rifle, no fingerprints, with a Irajinian signature burnt in, and a stuffload of dead bodies.

[Mikoyan]

A young airman walks into a Captain who is talking on the phone "Yes. Yes. don't worry, my lips are sealed." *Hang up*

[Gojira]

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