Knowing Uxie it's probably just a modeled spotlight that intersects with everything and goes through it.
It's a giant white cylinder that goes through bricks and doesn't even light things up.
You guys know, that if he were to release them, they would probably get fail binned.
Exactly.I really can't think of another alternative.
the issue there is that the light effect would seem to “drag” behind the spotlight as it moved, and it'd probably look stupid on lower particle/texture quality settings
Ive seen it in action and it looks fine.