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[LawtyLawt]

Any luck on getting Badspot or should I round up the boys?

Our Ground division should need additional help. Currently the enemies are attacking us from the sky, however there are also intruders on the ground. If you like, I'd leave ground control to you.

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[Alyx Vance]

Our Ground division should need additional help. Currently the enemies are attacking us from the sky, however there are also intruders on the ground. If you like, I'd leave ground control to you.

Alright let me get mah boys.

Here they are. It took me a while because I had to get them to stop loving they're cousins. I can make redneck jokes to yaknow?

[LawtyLawt]

Perfect.

Go to Death Valley. The Zerg queen of blades is their currently.

[Alyx Vance]

Perfect.

Go to Death Valley. The Zerg queen of blades is their currently.

Yes sir.

Hillbillies role out to death valley.


Will there be beer?


Yes

HELL YEA! Lets roll boys!

[LawtyLawt]

Hey, welcome to camp terrain. I presume LawtyLawt sent you?


Yes


Well let-


Hey cousin? Where's the rootbeer?


3rd tent to the right.


AWWWW YEAH



Well lets get down to our most pressing problem. We have a new enemy.


Who might that be?


The queen of blades
*hands picture*


Mother of god...

[Alyx Vance]

Awh stuff how will we stop that thing?


GUNS!

Aight what kind of guns we talking bout?


These guns!

My lord... That's bad ass!

Derm strait it is!

Will that be enough?

We'll need more but.... I think I got this stuff.



Last but not least.


Now we ready to roll?

Alright let me get the Budweiser and moonshine.
Lawty yer ready?

[LawtyLawt]

WAIT! Bob Marley says that half of the Ultramarines are coming with you.


We're honored to help destroying the Xeno Scum.


I'm coming too.


Is that all?


Yes. Pack up and we'll help you later.


LET ME PICK DA SONGS CUZ'
NO, NOT THIS TIME BILLY JOE.
AWW HELL CUZ'
*Drive off*


Good luck! I hope you all live till' the end of this war...

[Alyx Vance]

Ain't you coming?
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn73/girlofwordsblog/rednecks.jpg
*fighting* DAMNIT BILLY BOB I'M PICKING THE SONG!

Will they ever stop fighting?

I don't know...
Anyways Lawty you coming or what?

[LawtyLawt]

No. However we will still be in touch. You have a radio in your pickup right?


Yes, why.


Good, I'll call you when necessary. God speed, brothers.


God speed to you too.
*Drives off*

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[Feep]

this thread is why i hate you lawtylawt

[LawtyLawt]

this thread is why i hate you lawtylawt

:C

[Alyx Vance]

*Zombies start showing up*

We are Kumpressors evil army of zombie people!

Man now ain't y'all a bunch of no brained indervide-als!

The forget'd you just say to us?

Yah heard me. BOYS TIME TO WHIP ASS!


*moments later*


*pile of dead zombies* (damn pictures of dead zombies suck)

We win! Now billy bob i'm picking da track! NO BILLY JIM I AM!


Uhhhh guys....


*radio's Lawty* Lawty yah there? We got a issue...

[LawtyLawt]

Yes, why'd you call?


THE KOREAN ARMY HAS ARRIVED SIR!


Yes, the marines are right.


Any way I can help?


You got an army or something?


Well, you got the Ultramarines, I think they could help...


Perhaps I can help...


Us too.

[Alyx Vance]

Uhhh haha uhhh stuff..... I have no idea what to do now.
Get em boys!


Aight lets get them bastards!

*all other people follow*
(Sorry for being lazy its 3am and my brains shutting down but I can't sleep)

[LawtyLawt]

Kill the loving commies!


BOYS, BOYS, BOYS! DON'T GET TOO HASTY! THEY HAVE REINFORCEMENTS!


HUHUHUHUHU FIRTHY AMERICANS!


ARR HAIR KOMPRESSOR!


Look at the commies boys! Look at them and laugh!


HAHAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE NOT AMERICANS!


God bless Murrika'


Wow you guys are-


NOW! DIE FILTHY SCUM! YOU SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE EMPEROR!


EARN THIS ARMOR BOYS!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!


FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOR!