Forum death match

[Black and White]

I send ninjas and run the other way


I activate GlaDOS

[Ad Bot]

[TheArmyGuy]

I have a nobel prize for being immune to neurotoxin.
I send 2 dropships full of REAPERS to reinact a story for you and then make it end REALLY bad.

[ShadowZero]

Exploding lemons exploded inside your dropship killing all your REAPERS.







I kill the bellow user by making them think whats outside the universe.

[Edman]

im autistic i cant understand that

okay i slap you with my BASS CANNON WEOFHIUORFLOESHDFIUHSDFGHOEHF"SDF

[Black and White]

All your bass is belonging to me


I kill the below user

[Socky]

god mode is on

i kill you by using an alaskan pipeline and shoving it down your mouth, choking you to death

[LOL :D]

Rage quit

I crash the DM

[Wehrmacht]

i use a proxy to dodge it.
I take out my M27 IAR with foregrip, laser pointer and holigraphic sight and light up a noob as he runs around a corner like an idiot.

[Alyx Vance]

Hax

12 gauge shot gun to the testicles and/or vagina

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I use a riot shield at my testicles.
I take out my snake sword Rocket Launcher and shoot the nearest player with it.

[bµbbler]

I take it in like a man. Ineffective.

I go into the next users body and plant micro chips that electrocute you every time you comment.

[bµbbler]

nvm this comment

[danisaac5]

body gives off electromagnectic pulses to short out the chips

i will tear your body in two from the legs up

[Mr Man]

It was just a dummy.

I rip open a hole in the universe and everyone gets sucked out.

[Sitrus]

I place a ladder out of it.

I divide by zero.