Author Topic: Forum death match (Read 4283 times)

ShadowYoshi294 · March 30, 2012, 12:00:18 PM

I don't believe in ghosts.

I summon a Black Hole to suck up the below user.

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LawtyLawt · March 30, 2012, 12:06:43 PM

I become Spectrum2

Spectrum2 clones the below user with my semen

danisaac5 · March 30, 2012, 01:27:26 PM

i become temporarily infertile

i contain the semen and use it on the below user

LawtyLawt · March 31, 2012, 07:15:49 AM

I become impregnated by my own seed

I give birth to Deathwing

Pliny · March 31, 2012, 07:37:34 AM

The birth spasms incapacitate you! You have been rendered immobile!
Your body is unable to handle the parasite! You are killed giving birth!
The Deathwing runs away!

Your foe has slashed at you with a powerful hyperborean sword! You take the full brunt of the blow!

LawtyLawt · March 31, 2012, 07:38:59 AM

Quote from: Pliny on March 31, 2012, 07:37:34 AM

The birth spasms incapacitate you! You have been rendered immobile!
Your body is unable to handle the parasite! You are killed giving birth!
The Deathwing runs away!

Your foe has slashed at you with a powerful hyperborean sword! You take the full brunt of the blow!

Apparently I'm double dead now, so whoody, bloo.

I Rickroll every single person in earth.

Deoxys And One Noob · March 31, 2012, 07:40:42 AM

I have the power of MUTE

I drop a barrage of file cabnets on you

LawtyLawt · March 31, 2012, 07:42:19 AM

Quote from: Deoxys And One Noob on March 31, 2012, 07:40:42 AM

I have the power of MUTE

I drop a barrage of file cabnets on you

I become one with the file cabinets.

I use the power of the Dragonborn to ~~kill your mother before you were born~~ become your father.

LOL :D · March 31, 2012, 08:18:06 AM

I'm knocked back and have 9999/10000 HP
I send out a black hole.

Lamebro1 · March 31, 2012, 08:19:26 AM

I run.

I throw all the stuff games at the person below me and force them to play them for eternity.

LawtyLawt · March 31, 2012, 08:27:54 AM

I die a third time

I become one with the nexus

Supreme Guy · March 31, 2012, 10:22:16 AM

I head in the other direction.

I stomp around like a handicap trying to break the below user's toe.

ShadowYoshi294 · March 31, 2012, 10:23:27 AM

Hey, meet my other foot. *kick*

I use the Tsar Bomba.

Texan101 · March 31, 2012, 11:23:49 AM

I snipe it out of the sky.

I rip the universe into pieces.

LawtyLawt · March 31, 2012, 11:26:38 AM

I use said pieces to make myself a divine entity. I appoint a priest called cthulhu, and I send him into the Coalescing earth.

Cthulhu rises up in 2012, to invoke the madness in all the living beings that dare call themselves human.