Pick Up the Nearest Object [v2.0]

[Volko]

RULES: Pick up the nearest object that IS NOT your loving keyboard or mouse or PC accessory.

Determine based on said object if you would:

1. Win in a fight against a zombie
2. Kill a mob of evil bunnies (approx. 70)
3. Fend off an enraged ex-girlfriend
4. Successfully masturbate with it

POST RESULTS GODDAMMIT GET TO IF forgetERS


stuff

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

iPad 2

1-4) 0/10

[Volko]

iPad 2

1-4) 0/10

I'm jealous but yet I'm not.

[*FacePalm*]

iPod 4

1-4) 0/10

[Volko]

IBC Root Beer bottle

uh
1. yes
2. no
3. well yes but i will burn with a passion in hell forever
4. nopls

[*FacePalm*]

okay second nearest object

...cero's dagger. welp,
1.) hell yes
2.) maybe
*sniff*
maybe.
3.)i guess?
4.)NO GOD PLEASE NO

[Treynolds416]

>Couch cushion

1) no
2) no
3) no
4) YEAS

[Volko]

above posts are lol

[*FacePalm*]

basically
if you can kill with it, you can't fap with it
if you can fap with it, you can't kill with it

[SWAT One]

I'm holding a mouse :S

No
No
Yes
No

[*FacePalm*]

I'm holding a mouse :S

No
No
Yes
No

RULES:~~~that IS NOT your loving keyboard or mouse

gg dumas

[Tetris]

iPhone

Yes, Becuase I could call in help
Yes, Because I would play the bunny song to make them happy
Yes, Because I would call in back-up
Yes, research.

[Katadeus]

A container of CDs
Yes
Yes
Foreveralone
godno

[Cybertails1998]

i knew what kind of threads I was going to end up in so I grabbed a small knife

yes
yes
yes
noforgetthat

[carolcat]

my cell phone

nope
nope
i am not a lesbian but probably not
er, no