The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)

[Cybertails1998]

my phone
...
-fitting music-

The object right in front of you is now on fire

[Ad Bot]

[Devo]

>Tablet
Well now, how does that even happen?

The object to your back left is trying to seduce you.

[HellHound]

A rocking chair lol.


The object you last touched is what your house is made of.

[Grodus]

Get out, redditers.

Team AVO deserves all the icecream in the world.

[HellHound]

404 Error: Object not found.


The last electronic object you touched with a screen has just BSoD'd.

[Cybertails1998]

MP3 PLAYER
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The last object you held in your hand is now a high powered railgun that just fired

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Lego guy
Gah, that ceiling costs more than 3 thousand dollars to repair!

The object in the frontal-left and rear-right positions of you are now a gun and a sword. Don't ask why.

[Joffrey]

Incinerate's Avatar Sword and Badspot' Gun

The object to the NW of you needs to be rubbed.

[Xinakam]

A fork

The object nearest to you just replaced every other item in your house.

[brad block]

My house is filled with national socialist Bayonets
The object behind you is now radiated

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Filing Cabinet
I haz cancer from boring files.

The object in the rear-left position of the below user is now a food they must eat for 12 thousand eternities.

[Conan]

mmm carpet

the object you last looked at is now medusa. does not include computer or computer accessories, or devices that can access the internet.

[Flamecannon]

thankfully i have a mirror door so i made medusa explode

the clock closest to you becomes a demon, can you outrun it?

[Cybertails1998]

yes

the object right in front of you is now a gun that just fired

[Conan]

Architecture... how could you?

The nearest source of water is now ejecting 100 gallons of water a second.