The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)

[carolcat]

a towel used to dry off my dog.
hm.

the object to your frontal left is now trying to kill you.
the object to your frontal right is your weapon against it.

[Ad Bot]

[Devo]

A telephone reciever is attacking and I need to fight it with a bag of chips.
Hm.

The object straight in front of you other than your computer is now your greatest fear.

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Modem
AHH! IT'S SPEWING OUT INTERNET SIGNALS!

The object in the frontal-right position of the below user is now a samurai trying to shove a razor blade down your throat.
The object in the rear-left position is what you need to shove down his throat.

[Conan]

Stool samurai tryin to choke my balls off.

Well, I'll just choke his with a 24-hour fitness towel

The object that is in your left pocket is now radioactive and emitting gamma particles.

[carolcat]

A piece of lint because I rarely put things in my pockets.
Whelp.

The last item you touched that was not computer-related is about to explode.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

a knife
don't ask why


the object you touched before the last object you touched is now your spouse

[InFamous99]

My dog.
The object you touched before the object that you touched before that object is now your next meal.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

...a knife.


the object pops into your head next is your spouse

[Cybertails1998]

a knife
forget.

the object/person/thing that last popped into your head will now fall on you

[Donro98]

Hot naked lady. forget yes.

the object/person/thing that you last ate is now your snake.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Roll ups...


The object besides you is now your new special interest.

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Chair
Oh, yeah! You like that, chair?

The object to the right is now a sword. Don't ask why.

[Menen]

My mouse?


The object above you is now an Anvil

[Becquerel]

>Ceiling
Awww SHIIIII- *crash*

The Object 90 Degrees South of a Dimension below you on the W Axis is now your snake

[Alex Man!]

>Ceiling
Awww SHIIIII- *crash*

The Object 90 Degrees South of a Dimension below you on the W Axis is now your snake

i didin't come here to do no degrees. ;c;c;c