The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)

[Conan]

?

The object that you have last looked at (not including phone/monitor/computer/etc) is now a 20-foot tall chicken that's hungry.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Sink
NO I'M SORRY DON'T EAT ME AAA

The object you have last used other than your computer is now a skunk that reeks with age.

[carolcat]

a doorknob
um

the object to the rear-right of you is now your greatest fear

[Devo]

That stool always did give me the creeps. D:

The object forward and above you is now your favorite thing.

[HellHound]

Desk! I love you!
The object behind you (excluding chair) is now attempting to kill you.

[Ayxrion]

A MIRROR, TRYING TO KILL MYSELF? oh dear :c


the object above you is falling!

[carolcat]

a ceiling fan
ever since a ceiling fan fell in my parent's bedroom, i always knew mine would fall...

the object you last ate is now raining from the sky.

[Lil D]

Hotdogs.
Is this Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?`

The object to your left you must now use to pleasure a woman.

[Alex Man!]

Hotdogs.
Is this Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?`

The object to your left you must now use to pleasure a woman.

an empty mug i used for hot chocolate..... Well hell i'm doing this i guess.

If you are left handed, the nearest object to you is now the only evidence to a murder. investigate.
If you are right handed, the object the most of your body, (except yo clothin) is touching is the only thing you can eat or drink forever.

[Cybertails1998]

how the forget does one eat a chair

the object to your left is now your only weapon against a wave of chicks
(chicks as in baby chickens)

[Devo]

Aviator Sunglasses. Hm.

The object to your right wants to have a political discussion with you.

[carolcat]

sometimes i feel like i'm just talking to a wall, you know?

the object nearest your computer tower is now your closest friend

[Conan]

No computr tower but I do has tablet so I use that.

ARCHITECTUR, COME TO ME BBY~

object that you last sat/sitting on is mush.

[Xinakam]

A lunch table with 6 other people sitting at it >:D

The last thing you ate is the only food left in existence.

[carolcat]

seasoned eggs
well...

the object you last put on your head is now a weapon of mass destruction
the object to your left is the only item capable of controlling it