The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)

[Joffrey]

> My pillow and my left arm.

The object behind you is trying to touch you.

[Ad Bot]

[Skyra]

>Table
NO GET BACK! GET BACK!

The object to your back right is now in your lungs.

[HellHound]

My sister.

The nearest object to you must be aten.

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Part of my desk
Hmmm...maybe I'll become that guy with metal in his diet.

The object to the left of you is now a deadly beast that can kill all of mankind.
The object in the rear-right position of you will save you from it.

[Watcher In The Myst]

>Part of my desk
Hmmm...maybe I'll become that guy with metal in his diet.

The object to the left of you is now a deadly beast that can kill all of mankind.
The object in the rear-right position of you will save you from it.

1. a wall
2. a wall

The object that you last ate is now your only food for eighty-four days.

[ShadowYoshi294]

-The object must be the closest to said direction
-NO MOVING OBJECTS TO MAKE IT SO YOU CAN USE IT

You broke these rules.
>Chicken Nuggets
i'mokaywiththis.jpg

The object before the last object you ate will fight your stomach and make you regurgitate.

[HellHound]

Ramen Noodles...

The drink you last drank is now in your house's plumbing.

[Conan]

Overpriced juice in a 12 oz bottle :o

The object that you last wrote with is now projecting itself towards you.

[Ayxrion]

a sword? osht no :c


the object left-most of you (EXCLUDING DESK), you have to eat it for 2 days.

[Cybertails1998]

headphones
forget no

The object in front of you is in your line of sight

[*FacePalm*]

a sword? osht no :c


the object left-most of you (EXCLUDING DESK), you have to eat it for 2 days.

> world map
EATER OF WORLD(S)

The object you last lost and haven't found yet is now a bomb infront of you.
bigger volume=bigger bomb.
GGGGG CYBER

The object in front of you is in your line of sight

uh
no

[Conan]

The problem is the stuff that I lose I forget what I lost, and the stuff that I refound I promptly forget that I lost them.

The object that you last carried is now on your head.

[HellHound]

Yay my stuffed animal!

The object you last ate is now in front of you.

[ChappersTeddy]

> melba toast with butter, YEAH EAT IT AGAIN CHAPPERS

The object you are using to type with is now malfunctioning.

[ShadowYoshi294]

>K3yb04rd

1 533 n0 pr0b13m5!!!1110N3!!!
The object farthest to the left of you other than a wall is now rushing towards you.
The object in the frontal-right position is now what you need to deflect it.