Author Topic: The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)  (Read 4885 times)

Remember that Reddit fad?  That one where it says "The object to your right is now your weapon in the apocolypse" (Or something similar to that)?  Well, it is now a forum game.
So it goes like this:
-Name the object and state how well you think it would do in said scenario.
-Fill in the blanks of: "The object to your ____ is now your ____"
RULES:
-No innapropriate things
-The object must be the closest to said direction
-The second blank must be a scenario
-NO USING AIR
-NO USING WALLS
-NO USING YOUR DESK OR COMPUTER
-NO USING YOURSELF (i.e. Hair, eyes, eyebrows, mouth, pants, shirt, etc)
-No using your keyboard as the object
-NO MOVING OBJECTS TO MAKE IT SO YOU CAN USE IT
-Do not make two "The Object ____ is now ____" in a row.
-Do not break these rules

I WILL START US.
The object behind you is now your safeguard during zombie attacks.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2012, 09:10:52 PM by comedy101experiments »

>Filing cabinet
Outta my way, I'm gonna bore you to death!

The object to your left is now a weapon against your raging ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

>Remote
I am going to enjoy this.

The object above you is now a raging tornado.

Ceiling tornado!

The object to your right is now something you must eat.

>Hole Puncher
OH JEEZ
THE PUNCHING

The object to the right of the below user is now the only supply to build a shelter for a nuke.

>Air
LIKE A BOSS
The object to your back is now what you must headbutt and shove down your throat.

>curtain
um

The object to your right is now a hat that you must wear.

>curtain
um

The object to your right is now a hat that you must wear.
my entire bed. oh stuff.
The thing beside you is now your genitalia.

my tablet
um.

the object by your foot is now what you must eat for the rest of your life.

Wires
Oh no

the object to the left of you is now a thing you must take apart and make something new with it

>My almost-empty cup
I fixed it! Sorta.

The object behind the below user is now something that drops onto his/her groin.

Air
Well that's not so bad.

The last object the below user smelled is now the replacement for their eyeballs.

Toilet Paper, wow.
The object to the below user's left is now a gaming device.

BEEP BOOP, I USE WATER BOTTLE TO DO NOTHING BEEP BOOP

The object next to you will fall into Ponyville

 :cookieMonster:

jk

The object next to you will face Lugnuts rage

>box

The object behind you, you must quickly swallow it and hope you dont get ded