Ight, so I need some help wif dis little problem I have at my skool.
When 7th hour(Spanish) started, our teacher started to change our seating chart, because apparently we talk too much. Well, there is this fat bitchy chick who I dont like who was standing behind me when we were getting into our seats. Its a bit hard to explain in text, so I drew a stuffty picture.

(I drew her red because shes the devil.)
Anyways, as I was standing there, she told me to move, so I scooted about a foot to my left. Again, she shouted at me to move, I moved a few inches. Finally, she shouted, "MOVE YOU starfish". I turned around, looked her in the eye and said, "Listen. I understand you're too loving fat to fit through this gap, which normal people can. But it doesnt give you a right to shout."
Well, a bunch of people heard me say that, and got all pissy at me.
Now I need some help. I dont want to be hated, and I dont want to apologize.
What do?