Dude don't ever insult a woman no matter how fat she is.
I always have something good to say to woman. *flash back time*
Girl: Hey John's do my boobs look alright? (There were 2 Johns in class, me and my friend have the same first name)
John (Friend): Uhh they could be a bit bigger
Me: They're just fine I like them *Mean while in my mind* Me Gusta
Girl (Talking to me): Alright John you can stop looking at my boobs now
Me: Huh oh alright sorry.
Boobs :)