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[Rainbow]

Swerve to hit people crossing the street and see how far they fly


10 points if you send them 100 feet,
50 if you send them 200.







 

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[Alyx Vance]

turn the key to start the engine.

Ours is a button start and key.

I've driven an auto, but not a clutch.
Autos are easier than hell to drive.
1.Foot on brake
2. Turn car on
3. put in drive
4. slowly ease foot off brake and on to the gas
5. keep steady when going straight

Auto's are a whole lot easier, however if you can drive a Manual you can drive anything.

push the clutch all the way in shift to 2nd push down on the gas as you release the clutch equal amounts you will feel it engage if done properly tahdah.

Or first

i thought everyone in the south according to hillbilly laws it states "must learn how to drive a truck by 3 years of age"

Someone has to drive they're drunken father home. By the way most people out here learn in between the ages of 7-16.

[Visage]

Ours is a button start and key.
Auto's are a whole lot easier, however if you can drive a Manual you can drive anything.
Or first Someone has to drive they're drunken father home. By the way most people out here learn in between the ages of 7-16.

Nope.

[Alyx Vance]

Nope.

first or second are the 2 take off speeds. Any higher and you'll blow the clutch.

[Visage]

first or second are the 2 take off speeds. Any higher and you'll blow the clutch.

You don't know how to drive and I do and you only use 1st for extremely steep hills. Don't ask for tips and then try to correct me.

[Beachbum]

Don't ride the clutch, learn the friction point, and don't be scared.

[Juicy Drop Pop]

remember to hit all the hobos

[Tyler66]

When you see a group of young children (ages 6 - 9 or kindergardeners will do perfectly) steer your vehicle to the point where you directly facing them. Proceed to floor your gas pedal. Avoid fat children.

That's how you get a free awesome red paint job on your car.

[Alyx Vance]

You don't know how to drive and I do and you only use 1st for extremely steep hills. Don't ask for tips and then try to correct me.

I'm going off of what my dad told me on that one. My dads been driving sticks since he was 7, also this car was designed for racing so i'd imagine you don't want to start to fast. (It has 2 or 3 turbo booster things in the engine.. The engine is lovey)

remember to hit all the hobos

Hobo's? Out here? Nope none so i'll just go to West End of Louisville and run over Hobo's and drug dealers.

Don't ride the clutch, learn the friction point, and don't be scared.

Alright that much I know.

[Visage]

I'm going off of what my dad told me on that one. My dads been driving sticks since he was 7, also this car was designed for racing so i'd imagine you don't want to start to fast. (It has 2 or 3 turbo booster things in the engine.. The engine is lovey)
 Hobo's? Out here? Nope none so i'll just go to West End of Louisville and run over Hobo's and drug dealers.
 Alright that much I know.

Don't get all technical on me about them turbo booster thingies just because you're a fancy shmancy mechanic. Also if it's a racing car that would be even more reason to start in 2nd.

[Alyx Vance]

Don't get all technical on me about them turbo booster thingies just because you're a fancy shmancy mechanic. Also if it's a racing car that would be even more reason to start in 2nd.

My dad said first so were keeping it at that. First or second are the 2 taking off gears.

[Eussorus]

Don't wreck.

[Visage]

My dad said first so were keeping it at that. First or second are the 2 taking off gears.

Yea but your dad is a drunk hillbilly 7th grade dropout and I am an educated scholar and gentleman. I don't see any reason for you to take your father's word over mine.

[Alyx Vance]

Don't wreck.

Or pass cops.

That reminds me of when my dad tried to teach me how to drive a auto once.
I was going down the road and a cop was on the hill so I had to like become Mr. Chillax and don't pay no mind to it. Then going down a road that's really thin its almost like a 1 lane and guess what came round the corner? A mother loving school bus! My luck sucked that day.

Yea but your dad is a drunk hillbilly 7th grade dropout and I am an educated scholar and gentleman. I don't see any reason for you to take your father's word over mine.

He's my father and he's been driving for many more years than you. If he can drive a stick almost perfect drunk i'm pretty sure he's legit.

[Eussorus]

Yea but your dad is a drunk hillbilly 7th grade dropout and I am an educated scholar and gentleman. I don't see any reason for you to take your father's word over mine.

How can his dad be a 7th grade dropout and have his licence?  nice logic, I think you exaggerated.