Author Topic: Near Death Experiences  (Read 2607 times)

have you ever had any near death experiences?

one time i pooed so hard blood came out


I was walking down stairs wearing socks


slipped and fell down them on my ass

I nearly drowned twice.
Once in a wave pool, and then again in Malagash, Nova Scotia.

Choked on water and couldn't breath for over a minute. My uncle saved my life.

I almost drowned once too! I also hit a car on my bike without a helmet. I fell off that same bike too. I ran outside, running late, and slipped and fell on black ice.

My brother almost died by slipping on a carpet and cutting his head open.

Car wreck on a narrow bridge.

Step-mom was driving and another car hit us, I severely broke several bones.
Wasn't wearing a seatbelt either, but keep in mind it was a small truck with two seats.

Oh, and I choked on a popsicle once

like


it was covered in popsicle juice and I was kind of

uh
 
vacuuming it off and

a piece broke off

I was walking my dog in the woods, looking around, not giving a forget where I was going. (We do have a path in the woods.)

I hear a hiss - I look down and a timber rattlesnake is positioned at the edge of the path, backed against a tree, ready to bite my leg.



Another time, I was sitting in my mother's room using her laptop. This is before my computer was fully set up in my family's new house.

My brother was climbing up a bookshelf, which wasn't bolted to the wall yet. He was right next to me, beginning to climb back down. To my utter horror, it began to fall, fully loaded with books.

I leapt from the chair and shoved the bookshelf back against the wall as my brother stood, frozen in fear. He started to walk away after I had finished securing the shelf to the wall, but not before a large book fell and struck his back, knocking the wind out of him.



Urgh, why do I have to remember such terrifying moments so well.


hit by a suv going 55mph no heart beat or pulse for almost a minute
idiot whacked golf ball at me broke my nose and almost fell into a coma due to blood loss
i think only those two.

My brother almost died by slipping on a carpet and cutting his head open.

I feel like I had a few, I couldn't swim way back when I lived like, five blocks away from the beach (Yeah, I know, brilliant), and I nearly drowned a few times.

Oh, and I choked on a popsicle once

like


it was covered in popsicle juice and I was kind of

uh
 
vacuuming it off and

a piece broke off

"vacuuming"
Are you sure you weren't, by any chance, sucking on it?

I've been in a 12 story building on the top floor during an earthquake... in Taiwan