Near Death Experiences

[LOL :D]

School lockdown.
Criminal came into room.
He shot wall.

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[Eussorus]

nvm

[Mr. Jelly]

"vacuuming"
Are you sure you weren't, by any chance, sucking on it?

Well death by sucking on a popsicle sounds kinda gay

[-Pablo-]

When I was 6 my brother thought it'd be funny to hold my leg underwater at a party. I was down there for over a minute splashing and everybody thought I was having a good time.

Probably the scariest moment in my life.

[xxxxkill]

Well death by sucking on a popsicle sounds kinda gay

"Popsicle"
Are you sure that isn't a euphemism for "snake"

[Thar]

When I was 6 my brother thought it'd be funny to hold my leg underwater at a party. I was down there for over a minute splashing and everybody thought I was having a good time.

Probably the scariest moment in my life.

Like, he held you underwater by your leg?

[Mr. Jelly]

"Popsicle"
Are you sure that isn't a euphemism for "snake"

I'm sure it was a popsicle

I mean I haven't sucked any richards but

I doubt they taste like cherry and break off in your throat

 >:C

[JamestheLeet]

I rolled a utility 4 wheeler, while going 50 miles per hour.
on a bridge.
at 50 miles per hour.
and landed on the wheels.

[-Pablo-]

Like, he held you underwater by your leg?

Yes.

[Eussorus]

I hope your brother is okay.

[xxxxkill]

I'm sure it was a popsicle

I mean I haven't sucked any richards but

I doubt they taste like cherry and break off in your throat

 >:C

Cherry flavored richards.
Sounds delicious.

I hope your brother is okay.

Why, the brother wasn't drowning

[ImperealOfficer]

Why did the loving discussion come to be about suggestive popsicles?

The topic was created for the sole purpose of vouching a hundred ways to die ( almost )

which will be used on the poster, eventually.

[LOL :D]

Fell off Mt. Everest
Fell out of car, landed on sharp rocks on back of head.

[Eussorus]

Why, the brother wasn't drowning

I was joking.

[Eluxsam]

I was at Coney Island, riding one of those drop tower things and my seatbelt wasn't on all the way. I held on as tight as I could but it was scary as heck.