Cognitive Conundrum - Now with actual updates. Just come on in.

[Alyx Vance]

Run in there and check stuff out.

[Ad Bot]

[Alteration]

Kick down the door with your gun at the ready and see what's inside


Unless Qwepir already stuffed you in a meat locker, in which case, QUICK ESCAPE AND UPDATE

[Eussorus]

[Alteration]

?

[Alyx Vance]

?

He's trolling as usual.
Kid needs a life...

[TheDoktar]

Run in there and check stuff out.

You slip in through the door, ready to kick ass. Sadly, there is no ass for you to kick in this room, which really sucks because you were pretty pumped for some action. This appears to be an office of the warehouse, where some sort of secretary drudges into work and stays at the job he hates for about nine hours before going home to his ugly ass wife. Thank god you don't do something this boring. There's a ladder in the office, for some reason, with bloody prints on it. The blood also seems to trail off into the door next to the ladder.

[Legodude77]

Look on the computer for stuff.

If you know what I mean.

[Tingalz]

get on computer

[TheDoktar]

Look on the computer for stuff. If you know what I mean.

You know exactly what you mean.

[RedGajin]

Open door and check inside.

[Alyx Vance]

Check door or ladder.

[Comatose]

Piss on the computer for good measure, and then before entering the door, crack it open slightly, and fire blindly with your gun and hope you hit something or somebody that's bad and not something or someone that is good.

[Qwepir]

why would you do that
nobody said "shoot the computer"
whats the point of giving a command if you do something completely different

[steve5451]

YOUR JACKET POCKET.
CHECK IT.

[LOL :D]

Climb up the ladder.