King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[rambo1220]

>Hill owner is a dinosaur
>Dinosaur's can't have nice things
>that's why they died

my hill

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[Lego lad]

>Dinosaur's can't have nice things

:O

[Linkusofepica]

>hill owner is a man whore
>dies of STD

my hill

[Alyx Vance]

You 'accidentally' get some STD blood on you and die.


My hill.

[blueblur121]

I jump kick you in the face and then do a Super Peel Out on you when you land on the ground. Instead of flying in the direction I'm facing, your body flies in the opposite direction.

My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

You actually missed so I stab you.



My hill

[blueblur121]

I had some Rings so I survived. I just happen to have two chaos emeralds on me so I use chaos control and do a spindash into you at the speed of light. After that I use Light Speed Attack to catch up with your flying body and loving massacre you 100 feet in the air.

My hill.

EDIT: I used up five rings with chaos control so I only have four left.

[Alyx Vance]

I don't play Sonic so your attacks are all useless against me.
I run you over with a pickup truck.


My hill.

[Cargøn]

I try to negotiate with you.
Then I shoot you in the face.

My hill.

[beachbum111111]

I nuke the whole planet and destroy all matter in the universe

No more hill

[Cargøn]

I build a hill out of rubble
My hill

[Alyx Vance]

The rubble collapses upon itself and you get buried alive. I then stabilized the hill.



My hill.

[beachbum111111]

I destroy every single particle in the universe

Now there is nothing but empty space

[Cargøn]

I create a new universe and shove a coil of barbed wire up beachbum's ass so he stops killing the fun.

My hill.

[Ragequit]

i fire an starfish seeking missile at cargøn and it penetrates him in the starfish

my hill