King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[mlockha]

I use Magic to move your hill into my property.
My hill.

I plant C4 under the hill. The hill blows up.

no hill

[Ad Bot]

[shinyarceus4]

I launch a spaceship and geosynchronously orbit above the former hill.

My spaceship.

[Cargøn]

Nobody claimed the remnants of the hill!
My crater.

[HellHound]

I fill your crater with Jack Daniels and drown you in whiskey, and then push a giant pile of dirt onto the whiskey lake. By some form of magic, it floats upon the lake of whiskey.
My hill.

[BlockyMagician]

I de-active your form of magic.
My whiskey-flooded land.

[Daswiruch]

I get some fat ass man to drink a stuffload of whiskey!

My crevice!

[chaos 2]

I take Granite in the shape of the hole and hill and cover it up, sqush you with it.

My granite hill.


(oh and granite is so heavy you can't lift it up)

[1337yeah]

I take Granite in the shape of the hole and hill and cover it up, sqush you with it.

My granite hill.


(oh and granite is so heavy you can't lift it up)

I lift up the granite, and flip it over your head.
My upside-down hill.

[Redconer]

God proves that you're a friend in the forums and throw you off the hill. I replace the hill with a flaming meteor

My flaming meteor

[Nonnel]

If God hated cigarettes, he would've already killed you. BURNNNNNN

My hill.

[Decepticon]

I kick nonnel off and make a moat of fire around the hill.

My hill.

[Jokey365]

I randomly crash into the hill with an F-16, killing Decepticon in the process.

My hill and F-16 wreckage.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I clean up the F-16 wreckage while you gloat about the hills and trolls n' stuff.

Jokey's new clean hill.

[Duhman115]

I become a Cybertronian infiltrator, roundhouse kick Jokey, and take him by the wrist and spins him, let's go, and watches him careen away from my brand new hill claimed JUST for Megatron!

Megatron's hill, guarded by me.

[blockguy123]

I form a second hill, and I become king of it.