King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Gojira]

I impale Gojira in a sword and add a lot more dirt to the mound.

My small hill

urrrk
medic
srsly
i always wondered what it felt like to get stabbed

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[Alyx Vance]

urrrk
medic
srsly
i always wondered what it felt like to get stabbed

You didn't take the hill so..

My hill and still my yard!

[xxxxkill]

I snipe Alyx with a Guass Rifle.


My sniping position.

[Sitrus]

xxxxkill was never on the hill.
My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I snipe Alyx with a Guass Rifle.


My sniping position.

I come back from the grave as if I was Jesus and I send your ass to hell.
My Hill!
(Don't get your panties in a bunch just because I said this)

xxxxkill was never on the hill.
My hill.

Wait DAMMIT were did you come from!

I shot you my hill -_-

[Gojira]

I put you on the cross.
I duplicate the hill build and take it faaaaaaaaar aeay.



My duplicated hill

(no, really. what does it feel like to get stabbed)

[xxxxkill]

I come back from the grave as if I was Jesus and I send your ass to hell.
My Hill!
(Don't get your panties in a bunch just because I said this)

I will get my actual panties in a bunch, because A) I'm female, and B) because hacks.


I go to Gojira's hill and set up a sniping outpost.
Our hill.

[Mikoyan]

I fly in in my hind, "requesting permission to land?!"

[Alyx Vance]

I come to you with a lot of Armor and a mini gun and shoot down Mikoyan


My peppered hill!

[xxxxkill]

Still alive.
I shoot Alyx again, knocking him down.


Our defensible hill.

[Mikoyan]

I fire 2 rockets and blow your dumb redneck ass to hell.

[Alyx Vance]

I fire 2 rockets and blow your dumb redneck ass to hell.

Hey! I may not have book smarts but I have other smarts.

I get back up and get my buddies and we siege the hill with full force killing you and your forces.

Our Hill!

[Gojira]

I fire 2 rockets and blow your dumb redneck ass to hell.

Permission to land granted.

@Alyx
forget YOU MOTHERforgetER
GET BACK HERE SO I CAN loving KILL YOUR loving ASS
le missile launcher and Mi-24 Hind to kill your friends

Our hill.

[xxxxkill]

Last moments, we call back-up, having them arrive in the nick of time.
Vice hold.
Dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka

Ours.

[Alyx Vance]

@Gojira
*Walks up to hill*
I'm sorry want to share a hill?

*offers to shake hand* Truce and we make this hill ours?
Then we can be bad ass and own everyone?