Author Topic: DAY Z MEGATHREAD - OP finally gets this mod.  (Read 137502 times)

You people act as if we care if you killed Kira and Niven

jesus now you guys dont blame me and uno for jumping on each other for every post we make

just the topic of dayz brings immense hate and rivalry



then why is mountain dew so hard to find?
Because all of the developers except one hate it.

Because all of the developers except one hate it.
Impossible.

I've never said friend, cigarette, forget, cunt, or anything else besides "stuff" in any voice chat. ever. ask kira. ask healbadbad. ask anybody. i've never said any of those things.
you know why i said stuff like that? because you guys provoked me. oh indian go eat curry oh indian going to go nuclear. if you guys want to be tribal, i can say "jokes" like that too dumbass.

Niven

you always. loving. spam the calls ALL THE TIME

like 25% of the call chats are comprised of you either spamming Steam store pages for no reason, and you randomly saying "forget off forget you forget off forget off shut the forget up forget off"



Also, I can vouch for Meeses saying that Kira and Niven are uncontributing members of our DayZ family, considering that Kira does in fact whine over stupid stuff all the time, in just about every game. Niven, not so much, but he is still almost as stubborn as Kira
« Last Edit: July 29, 2012, 08:53:37 AM by Katamari007 »

Sorry that I keep asking but
is there a way I can join you guys on your adventure of zombie slaying?

Sorry that I keep asking but
is there a way I can join you guys on your adventure of zombie slaying?

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Oh boy! where do I sign?



So yesterday I was playing with my cousin, and we were chilling in Cherno doing amazing.

Then I throw a party and my cousin comes to my house, and we're playing again just now it's only me.  I see a tent in the middle of the street in Cherno, and I think either someone is really dumb or it's a trap.

So carefully i look at the tops of buildings, and I see a sniper, so I sprinted into the closest building and looked out the window for about five minutes.

All the sudden I hear gunshots from a pistol, and my blood starts dropping.  I turned around to see he came up from behind me, but I wasn't dead, I put seven bullets into him the last three in his head and he died.



Of course though I survived I'm now in Cherno with about 3000 blood.  I have blood packs though for when I want to play with someone.

Also, I can vouch for Meeses saying that Kira and Niven are uncontributing members of our DayZ family, considering that Kira does in fact whine over stupid stuff all the time, in just about every game. Niven, not so much, but he is still almost as stubborn as Kira
no you cannot seeing as how you barely ever play with us
and that is just an over exaggeration.

no you cannot seeing as how you barely ever play with us

WOW KIRA TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO


[1:55:58 PM] Calliope: i have the littlest ego in the call


I thought you were different :(