Old Spice has an expiration date?

[Jacob/Lee]

I just looked at my thing of Old Spice After Hours deodorant and it actually has an expiration date. April 2013. What even happens when deodorant expires? It looses it smell or odor-fighting ability?

[Ad Bot]

[Eluxsam]

It will kill you if you use it after expiration date.

[Stick Man]

OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE, THAT'S JUST THE EXPIRATION DATE FOR WHEN THE BARRIERS THAT KEEP ALL THE POWER IN THE OLD SPICE FROM ESCAPING BREAKS, AND WE ALL EXPLODE FROM POWER OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!

[tails]

Most of the time they're just there for legal reasons.

[The Corporation]

-this-

Make a meme out of it.
NOW

[Jairo]

Make a meme out of it.
NOW

owld sice pls

[_Rave_]

I prefer odorless deodorant, so I can use my cologne.  But if I'm just hanging out with friends, Old Spice works well.

[bµbbler]

that
is loving awesome

Make a meme out of it.
NOW

[Comatose]

-snip-

I laughed a lot more than I should have.

[MegaScientifical]

OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE, THAT'S JUST THE EXPIRATION DATE FOR WHEN THE BARRIERS THAT KEEP ALL THE POWER IN THE OLD SPICE FROM ESCAPING BREAKS, AND WE ALL EXPLODE FROM POWER OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!

Variation: OLD SPICE AFTER HOURS DEODORANT IS TOO POWERFUL TO EXPIRE. THE EXPIRATION DATE TELLS YOU WHEN THE CONTAINER CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN THE POWER~!

Now revise mine to sound more irrational.