If you join your countries military...

[Visage]

Beachbum has a job, goes to college, is a marine, and spends 3 out of the 4 weeks in a month in random countries vacationing, all while being on the forum every day for hours. How does he find the time?

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[Woolys]

drone pilot(is there such a thing?) so I can fly planes and not be blown up while doing so.

[Mikoyan]

I don't think we're fighting to protect our country right now

why does everyone keep saying that?

The military protects our country every single second.

And no one thinks that what we're doing in the middle east has a sole purpose of protecting us. We're peacekeeping. We aren't at war with anyone except N. Korea right?

[xxxxkill]

drone pilot(is there such a thing?) so I can fly planes and not be blown up while doing so.

I'm pretty sure there is, sorta.
Makes more sense to send these out, but I'm pretty sure they're expensive as hell.
Still gonna try to get into this kind of position if I joined the Air Force.

[Mikoyan]

Flying drones would be boring as HELL IMO. All you'd do is sit in a trailer at Nellis all day, not even experiencing the different places you could be going

[SlayerZ99]

The military protects our country every single second.

And no one thinks that what we're doing in the middle east has a sole purpose of protecting us. We're peacekeeping. We aren't at war with anyone except N. Korea right?

I don't think we're at war with N. Korea

[Mikoyan]

I don't think we're at war with N. Korea

there's been a ceasefire I think. I could be wrong, though.

[Visage]

The military protects our country every single second.

And no one thinks that what we're doing in the middle east has a sole purpose of protecting us. We're peacekeeping. We aren't at war with anyone except N. Korea right?

We don't protect stuff caz no one would forget with us we just forget up brotherz caz we get bored and take their stuff and slap them around caz we're gangsta like that forget YEA MERICUH forget YEAAAAAA we pwn bitches.

[Rainbow]

im joining the LRA--

oh wait, im not 5 :c

[Thar]

In the United States military you get to drive around in a run-down Honda Civic and cut people with a rusty spoon as you drive by while blaring ACDC from the stuffty speakers in the car

[grunterdb1951]

Civil Protection, cause I live in city 17.

[Mikoyan]

We don't protect stuff caz no one would forget with us we just forget up brotherz caz we get bored and take their stuff and slap them around caz we're gangsta like that forget YEA MERICUH forget YEAAAAAA we pwn bitches.

wat

[Fredulus]

And no one thinks that what we're doing in the middle east has a sole purpose of protecting us.

no a lot of people really do
at least in my state

it's sad :c

[Cucumber!]

Be the nervous guy everyone loves who searches for mines then tragically dies from a mine

rip me ;cc

[devildogelite]

there's been a ceasefire I think. I could be wrong, though.

Yeah, though North Korea has attacked South Korea and American forces since. My favorite is the Axe Murder Incident, most deadly tree in the world.