What's it like to be drunk?

[Alyx Vance]

no surprises here

What it was new years?
*annoying Facebook stuff tiem* YOLO BITCHEZ lol nope.

But yea it was new years my cousin talked me into it.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

Oh wow lol
"I AM GOD" *2 mins later*

More like "Damn, I'm God."

(two minutes)

"...nah."

[Beachbum]

doesn't quite work like that lol

Well, basing it off of my reactions to alcohol. When it comes to beer, I can't even drink it, allergic to hops. :(

[Alyx Vance]

More like "Damn, I'm God."

(two minutes)

"...nah."

U R NAWT GAWD U R STEWPID!!!!!!!!!!1 (Annoying religious as loving stuff kid who can't take a joke when someone his drunk)

[Cucumber!]

Well, let's just say the next day is hell

[RagnaTheBroedge]

Well, basing it off of my reactions to alcohol. When it comes to beer, I can't even drink it, allergic to hops. :(

i'm pretty sure it's only you then. you're just one of those unlucky fellows who generally can't drink without always losing.

U R NAWT GAWD U R STEWPID!!!!!!!!!!1 (Annoying religious as loving stuff kid who can't take a joke when someone his drunk)

read: you

[Nickelob Ultra]

U R NAWT GAWD U R STEWPID!!!!!!!!!!1 (Annoying religious as loving stuff kid who can't take a joke when someone his drunk)

They can't disprove that I am a deity.

[Beachbum]

i'm pretty sure it's only you then. you're just one of those unlucky fellows who generally can't drink without always losing.
read: you

Uh, what are you talking about? I drink at least once a week, and I can handle my alcohol perfectly. Only thrown up once (alcohol poisoning, lolol). You should read an entire quote thread before responding.

[Böltster]

Well, basing it off of my reactions to alcohol. When it comes to beer, I can't even drink it, allergic to hops. :(

what happens to you doesn't work as a universal rule (shocker i know)

i dont even think different drinks can have different effects other than how quickly you get drunk - alcohol is alcohol.

[Clone v.117]

Everything is loving hilarious.
Everything.

I had a 2 and a half hour long conversation with a group of friends about goats and we were all pissing around laughing.

Also if you know how to handle mixing drinks and drink water with it a hangover is easily avoidable.

[Planr]

drinking makes you look stupid and as if you don't have control over yourself, which in most cases you don't.

it can cause cancer, destruction of the liver (cirrhosis), and in extreme cases, brain damage. my grandfather died from esophageal cancer because he drank merely 2-3 drinks each week (he did it for years, though). drinking is not worth risking your life over. however, a little wine every now and then can't do any harm.

[Clone v.117]

drinking makes you look stupid and as if you don't have control over yourself, which in most cases you don't.

it can cause cancer, destruction of the liver (cirrhosis), and in extreme cases, brain damage. my grandfather died from esophageal cancer because he drank merely 2-3 drinks each week (he did it for years, though). drinking is not worth risking your life over. however, a little wine every now and then can't do any harm.

Are you sure it was caused by the drinking because that sounds total bogus to me.
Drinking isn't risking your life unless you are doing drugs and driving cars.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

i don't know about cancer, but excessive drinking will totally wreck your liver.

[Skorpion]

Don't drink. It's a drain on the pocket and your health.

[Alyx Vance]

Man over all just don't drink no matter how fun someone claims it is. Its not fun because:
A. Impaired judgment
B. Good luck walking
C. Impaired thinking
D. Impaired everything
E. Liver damage
F. Hangovers are a bitch
G. Alcohol doesn't taste good and Vodka burns like a bitch