Don't leave it near the ditch. To some people something in the ditch means "free stuff here!"
what's with that lawnmower in the background
I think it mows lawns. I don't believe there's anything "with it."
i seen a truck get stolen by some indian from the ditch
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like, it's got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good.