Author Topic: School Cursing Stories  (Read 2763 times)

Tell your stories of people cussing in elementary school.
My friend Adam said "stuff down" instead "sit down" in 2nd grade.
In 4th grade, Edwin said "What starts with F and ends in forget?" instead of 'uck' (Firetruck joke)
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We didn't cuss in Elementary. But in middle school you heard forget in between every word.

woops forgot Jase said "stuff" in 3rd grade during a difficult test

We didn't cuss in Elementary. But in middle school you heard forget in between every word.
yep. i'm in seventh grade, and thank god my mom doesn't hear me talk to some of my friends.
also, yesterday, my girlfriend told me to cuss, cause i never cuss around her, so i said "stuff forget cunt rooster ass carrot"
her face was priceless.

yep. i'm in seventh grade, and thank god my mom doesn't hear me talk to some of my friends.
also, yesterday, my girlfriend told me to cuss, cause i never cuss around her, so i said "stuff forget cunt rooster ass carrot"
her face was priceless.
ohgodlol

Well, once, in science class sometimes, we would do a "jeopardy" sort of thing, where we'd be in groups of 3 or 4, and the teacher would use a projector to show the amount of points you could get for each question, and whichever one we picked, it would show the said question.

(Since it would say x points, then we pick the row and points and it shows a question.)

Unfortunately, if your group talked too much, you'd lose 10 points. So, when one of my annoying friends saw that me and my other smart friends ALWAYS won, he came to our table.

Which resulted in him not shutting up ever, making us lose a whooping 60 points at the end.

Midway though, one of my friends said, "SHUT THE F-" when the teacher gave him a glare.

"...FRONT...DOOR."

And my group got 2nd place that day.

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i yelled at my friend when she across the big lot or whatever with portables. i called her an starfish and the dean guy or whatever stopped me because he was walking by with two girls lol

I read my friends text and this was the first line:
"U mother loving cunt licking monday slut!" or something along those lines. I think it was longer.

I was in 7th grade and we had a semi-deaf sub and I couldn't stop cussing like crazy. He walked over and I was like "forget" then I realized what I just said and went "stuff" then i'm like "MOTHER forgetER!" and so on and so forth, He didn't hear me :D

In 1st grade I wrote stuff instead of shirt

Cussing is for people who don't have a vocabulary large enough to express their feelings with real words.

In 3rd grade I told a teacher that I needed to stuff.
Lets just say she wasn't very happy with me.

I don't curse in School.
Actually I try to not talk at all.
However it seems Cursing is a very popular thing at my school.

Cussing is for people who don't have a vocabulary large enough to express their feelings with real words.
this

some people dont need to use profanity to get their point accross

I don't curse in School.
Actually I try to not talk at all.
However it seems Cursing is a very popular thing at my school.

Cussing is for people who don't have a vocabulary large enough to express their feelings with real words.

Pretty much. I usually only curse when I'm in pain or am surprised. There's no real need for profanity in common covnersation imo.