The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]

[masterockets]

dodge
then get ready to counter attack

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[LegendZ]

Stay at the same place, and cower in fear. But always be ready.

[RedGajin]

Turn around and loose off a few shots at whatever is behind me, then roll off to the side if it isn't dead.

You whip around with your gun drawn and blindy fire 3 shots into the air where the sounds coming from. You hear all 3 hit something fleshy and a loud screech. You feel something woosh over your head an collide with the ground a few feet away.

Oh my gosh..  This level is the worst thing ever.

The annoying noises piss me off.  I use rage.  I take a swing at screamy and try to chop the head clean off.

You stand up and, in Rage, swing at the screaming thing. Its screaming quickly stops as your sword passes trough the papery like substance that is its flesh. The thing appears to be dead.

dodge
then get ready to counter attack

You jump to the side hoping to avoid the things jumping at you, but you are a second late and it latches onto your shoulder with one hand and swings around and grabs your other shoulder.
You now have a heavy-breathing sharpclawed and slimy creature clinging onto your back.

Stay at the same place, and cower in fear. But always be ready.

What a silly idea that is, you think to yourself, that woman sounds so nice and joyful, I sure would like to make her laugh again. You begin to saunter over to the sound of laughter, as you get closer, it seems to get louder and a bit less soft. As you come into a clearing, you notice that the laughter has now evolved into a wheezing cackle and you snap out your trance like state. You snap your head to your left and come face to face with a smiling woman. She looks beautiful, her high cheekbones and light make up coupled with her brown eyes make her a godess. That is until her face begins to melt into a teethy monster with black pits for eyes. It grins a horrible grin with teeth the size of your middle finger.

[masterockets]

Do a wrestling move
and SLAM YOUR BACK INTO THE GROUND

[SirLancelot7]

So it was like a floating cloak?  I take the cloak and drape it over myself like a cape. 

[RedGajin]

So it was like a floating cloak?  I take the cloak and drape it over myself like a cape. 

No its skin is just really weak like paper. You could not wear a dead body.

[xxxxkill]

Make sure the thing is dead
In other words
Shoot shoot shoot reload

[LegendZ]

Shout "FFFFUUU-" Then pull up middle finger for comparison before stabbing the living daylight out of it.

Shield bash the bitch in the face, then take defensive stance.

[SirLancelot7]

Oh ok lol.  No spoils then lol.  

I am a crusader, a holy knight, by the way.  No bonuses, I'm just kinda getting a character feel.

I kneel down in prayer to ease the dark spirit on it's way to retribution.  I get up and am energized for a fight.  Run through the darkness and flash away at the beasts.

[xxxxkill]

I'm gonna go to sleep any try not to let the creepy pasta I just read bother me
Basically try to regroup after the move I posted above, and keep moving, try to keep situational awareness, and for the love of god, try to be quiet.

[RedGajin]

Do a wrestling move
and SLAM YOUR BACK INTO THE GROUND

You scream like a little girl and run around like crazy before falling onto your back and crushing the things to get it off and receive 8 damage.

Make sure the thing is dead
In other words
Shoot shoot shoot reload

You go over to the creature which seemed to be some kind of winged human with deformed features. You point your pistol at the creatures head, "You have just received all," BANG, you shoot once, "American," BANG, "justice," BANG. You raise your pistol to you mouth, feeling very satisfied with your cheesy kill line. You'll have to use it again sometime.
You reload.

Oh ok lol.  No spoils then lol.  

I am a crusader, a holy knight, by the way.  No bonuses, I'm just kinda getting a character feel.

I kneel down in prayer to ease the dark spirit on it's way to retribution.  I get up and am energized for a fight.  Run through the darkness and flash away at the beasts.

You feel that you are provided protection from these spawns of hell by God and run farther out. You yell swinging your sword, ready for a fight. After a bit of running  and yelling you realize nothing is near you.

That is until something whizzes by you head, it feels like an arrow but you aren't sure.

Shout "FFFFUUU-" Then pull up middle finger for comparison before stabbing the living daylight out of it.

Shield bash the bitch in the face, then take defensive stance.

You scream louder and more girlier then you have ever before and shield bash the thing in the face, knocking it back and dealing 1 damage. You inch backwards with your shield raised and knife ready.

[SirLancelot7]

Charge in the direction that the whizzing thing came from with shield raised.  Once I see it, cut that thing down.

[LegendZ]

Charge the thing, ram it with shield, then repeatedly stab it while pushing it with shield.

That doesn't count as shield bashing, right?

[masterockets]

Rush towards hill
everyone else can help me

[RedGajin]

Charge in the direction that the whizzing thing came from with shield raised.  Once I see it, cut that thing down.

You turn around and run towards the direction of the object and stop dead in your tracks. What you see before you, you know will haunt your mind forever. You see you in the arms of a small child, your stomach and chest ripped open exposing your organs and ribcage. You notice one of the bones on the ribcage are missing. Your eyes widen in realization as the child snaps another bone off of the ribcage and throws it at you with amazing speed. you raise your shield just in time to block it.

Your shield has 2 medium hits on it, 1 left.

Charge the thing, ram it with shield, then repeatedly stab it while pushing it with shield.

That doesn't count as shield bashing, right?

You run towards the thing and shove your shield into its face while bringing the knife around and stabbing it through its soft temple. Your knife goes clean into it along with the first two knuckles of your hand. You hear the thing scream and it crumples at your feet.

Rush towards hill
everyone else can help me

You run towards that stuff like a batter for home plate, and eventually you reach the base of the hill.