The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]

[Jokey365]

Run up and dig one of the sharp objects in the beast's legs deeper.
If it attacks, use Fast Move.

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[RedGajin]

Run up and dig one of the sharp objects in the beast's legs deeper.
If it attacks, use Fast Move.

"sharp objects"?

[Mr. Jelly]

shoot torso, not arm


stuped

[Jokey365]

"sharp objects"?

The sword of knife.
Whichever will do more damage.

[RedGajin]

The sword of knife.
Whichever will do more damage.

You don't have either...?

shoot torso, not arm


stuped

1. you didn't state WHERE you wanted to shoot
2. your pistols accuracy sucks

You hit every bullet, its just the arm is the only part bleeding.

[Jokey365]

You slash again at the same place as you hear Xxxx burn to death from the club. As your sword hits the Demons leg, it gets lodged in bone. The Demon roars. You run up to the demon and stab it in the leg. Your knife is stuck.

I want to run up and push one of those further into the beast's leg.
And use Fast Move if it attacks me.

[RedGajin]

I want to run up and push one of those further into the beast's leg.
And use Fast Move if it attacks me.

...
Thats from one turn ago, please read the turn report after that, it clearly states that Sir took his sword and Legend knocked his really far away with a shield bash.

That would also be stealing a weapon from another player which your player does not have the ability to do.

[Jokey365]

Damn.
Sorry.
Run up and dig my staff into the wound with the bone that was already stabbed. Use Fast Swing.
Rotate it a bit, then use Fast Move if he attacks me.

[SirLancelot7]

Use my short sword to stab in and climb onto the leg.  Like..  Use it to climb.  Stab it in, climb up, pull out sword, stab in higher, repeat.

[blazerblock2]

Someone stab him in the nuts.  That should end things quite prematurely.

[SirLancelot7]

Someone stab him in the nuts.  That should end things quite prematurely.

I was planning on getting him in the stomach or kidney once I'd climbed up but.. I probably have time to make a quick slash at the testes.

My end goal is the medulla oblongata.  It controls the breathing and heart rate. The monster will die in seconds if I can even hit that a little, and it is fairly easy to hit, even with my skimpy little toothpick

[xxxxkill]

Ow forget fire fire fire.

[blazerblock2]

I was planning on getting him in the stomach or kidney once I'd climbed up but.. I probably have time to make a quick slash at the testes.

Yes, rustle his jimmies to the max!  Stab him in the jimmies!!!

[RedGajin]

Time to use my life
rush in and punch it

Damn.
Sorry.
Run up and dig my staff into the wound with the bone that was already stabbed. Use Fast Swing.
Rotate it a bit, then use Fast Move if he attacks me.

Use my short sword to stab in and climb onto the leg.  Like..  Use it to climb.  Stab it in, climb up, pull out sword, stab in higher, repeat.

Masterrockets runs at the Demon with his mitt raised, speeding towards like you did in the MBL when you were going for that final winning run. As he gets nearer, it swings its club at him, a swing that would send him flying if it hit. Master keeps running and he realizes that Demon didn't time his swing, and he is now near the Demons hand. Master picks up the pace as the club nears, and just as its about to hit him, he jump onto its hand. It collides with Master, but he holds on, the wind getting knocked out of him. He looks down and sees Sir climbing up the things leg with his sword, swinging around like a maniac with each of the Demons steps. As Master glances to the left, he sees Jokey run up behind the Demon and shove his pole into the gash that Sir cut. This causes the leg to spasm, and Sir falls from his position on the Demons leg, right below the knee.

goddamnit master why you roll 1

Ow forget fire fire fire.

lol i didnt even know what you were thinking, ducking underneath a flaming club
ahahah
killing people is fun

[Jokey365]

Continue mashing at the bone.
I WANT THAT LEG UNABLE TO BE USED.
Use Fast Move if he attacks me.