Poll

Do you think this needs to improved in any way?

No, I find this very enjoyable.
Yes, there are some minor things (please post what).
Yes, there are some big problems (please post what).
I'm going to stop playing.

Author Topic: The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]  (Read 46827 times)

CLIMB ONTO DOCK KICK MERMAID FACE AAAAAA
You try to scramble onto the dock but the mermaid holds tight, and you can feel yourself getting pulled down farther. Another mermaid jumps onto your back and  begins to claw into you, dealing massive amounts of damage. You feel your waist slip into the hole and you fall into the cold water. You stare into the beautiful face of one of the mermaids as it smiles at you, it is the last thing you see before you slip into darkness.

Jelly has died via loss of air
Shoot one in the face with my glock, stab the other.
You raise your pistol to one of the snarling mermaids and fire, hitting it twice. You whip around and bring your knife at the other ones stomach but it sidesteps you and grabs your arm, clawing into it and dealing 8 damage. You feel the other mermaid jump onto your back and bite into your shoulder dealing another 8.
"Aaah, crazy bitch get off me! Why do you all want to kill us so bad anyway!?"

Shake around, doing everything I can to loose the thing that bit me, then swing around with my guitar to try to hit it.
You run around but it holds fast, dealing a total of 7 damage. You see another mermaid infront of you can it jumps at your stomach and begins to rip at it, dealing 10 damage.
I assume it's in a straddle like position, with arms at side. Defend.
oh legnd so naty mmm

The mermaid brings its face down to your neck and you bring your shield around and smack it in the head. It falls off you and you run over to it and stab it through with your sword. Her green eyes widen and and her mouth opens slightly. She stares into your eyes with look of sorrow before her head lolls to the side. You remove your sword and stand up.

Stab nearest enemy pls.


Guys they are possessed.  Find a way to awaken them cause there is no wary rusty you can out fight them. 

WHY DO I KEEP DYING


I'M NOT THE BLACK GUY

At least you weren't the first to die.


With the last of my strength, try to strike some chords on my guitar and sing my Swan Song, tears welling up in my eyes, 'cause brother, I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this one. If I die because of this, at least I died doing what I love to do.

Maybe that will break the possession

Stab nearest enemy pls.
You see a mermaid jump at you out of the corner of your eye and jump to the side, the thing flying past you. You leap at the mermaid and land on top of her, sinking your scalpel into the her back. Another mermaid tackles you to the ground and lands on top of you.
LIFE CHOICE:
Dodge
Defend
Strike
throw all balls ok
You launch three balls and miss all your targets
With the last of my strength, try to strike some chords on my guitar and sing my Swan Song, tears welling up in my eyes, 'cause brother, I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this one. If I die because of this, at least I died doing what I love to do.
The mermaid on your back tears at your throat, flesh flying and blood spurting onto the ground. The mermaid on your stomach makes a large gash and blood flows from it like a river. You fall to the ground, dead.

Slezak has died via mermaid playtime

I think I might get a new weapon just to piss you off


As the last of my life force drains from my temporary body, I think to myself, 'What a horrible mess I got myself into... Good thing it's only a dream...' I then black out completely and wake up in a place I can only think to refer to as the "spectators' room" with a horrible headache, backache, and stomachache. Spotting Jelly, I wave and say, "Oh, Jelly. Nice to see you here. Sorry I couldn't save you..."

Yeah sure no don't say hi to me not like I died a while ago.

Lol guis.

Anyway, if I can just reach out...and maybe...push off the remaining pirate off the dock. Then proceed to defend against remaining mermaid.