Just made up fake child names for me and Kitty in another topic and this idea just bursted into my head. If you want you can put a few serious ones and a few joke ones(90% of you will probably post only joke ones)
My fake ones for Kitty and me:
Gaylord
Peanut Butter
Real kid names:
Lincoln for boy(I want a son I can call Link like a total nerd)
Rose for girl(maybe prob not I really only thought hard about the Lincoln boy name)