Getting heartbroken.

[Volko]

>girlfriend gave me handjob
>still going
>ok

[Ad Bot]

[ATKitton.]

Sorry, let me rephrase that for today's youth.

Think about her constantly while listening to heavy metal to drown out the pain that you're still causing yourself.

Or forget that bitch just go to the club and pick up dat ass yo

Or, I dunno what the hell you guys do

Grab a bag of donuts. Eat the entire thing. Throw the package away.
What girl did what? =P

[Kilser]

:(

[comr4de]

boy is hertborken

[Blockhead36001]

Not to be a total richard but I saw in the rules that we cannot ask for remorse...

[Yosher]

lik dis if you cry evertim

[Feep]

i've been broken up with only twice

once because the girl was a bitch and i saw it coming

second time because i just wasn't ready to be in a relationship and didn't care

[LawtyLawt]

So...
You got your hand amputated...?

In all seriousness, stuff sucks brah.
Viva La Makingblah!

[Clone v.117]

Yeah, me and my girlfriend are over now and it hurts like a bitch emotionally, but meh. Better to have loved and lost than to have not loved at all. :(

Talk about getting dumped.

Is it because you aren't a mommas boy?

OT: never been dumped but even when not any break up is still hard.

[Kilser]

Start a revelution.
I'll help you. We shall go to Africa.

[fred da kiko]

i didn't care, kind of expected it from the random text at 10 pm.

[LawtyLawt]

Start a revelution.
I'll help you. We shall go to Africa.

I'm going to be the sassy black guy.

[fred da kiko]

I'm going to be the sassy black guy.

you die first.

i'll be the guy who has all the grenades and makes it out at the last second.

[LawtyLawt]

you die first.

i'll be the guy who has all the grenades and makes it out at the last second.

Sassy black guy who survives in the end of the movie because there is his bland brother who dies at the first part of the second act, which I grieve for and avenge in the last part of the 2nd act, and this improves my character, thus making me a better sassy black guy.

[fred da kiko]

ah, so you're not the only black guy, that changes everything. i'm going to have to go crunch some numbers, i'll be back friday.