Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Mikoyan]

I roll over on my back, unable to get up. I pull the blanket off of the bed and wrap myself in it. I fall into a deep sleep after having the first real warming device

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[Kochieboy]

I'm going to say that no one saved me from the bank.

[Jokey365]

I wake up underneath the seat of the vehicle. I had grown tired of biting the woman's arm. She obviously doesn't care. I sneak beneath the seats and poke my nose where it shouldn't belong. I begin sniffing the leg of a different woman. Goodness, it's a good thing the people that brought me here predicted there would be females. After sniffing at her pants a bit, my stomach alerts me that the stale kibble from yesterday wasn't fulfilling. I lightly bit into the woman's pants, hoping that it tasted better when it was off of her leg.

[xxxxkill]

I felt a slight tugging at my pants, and saw a small doge chewing at my pants. "Oh come on, this is Armani," I say, gently pushing the dog's head away from my pants.

[Jokey365]

I keep my mouth on the pants but stop chewing. I look up at the woman in the most innocent way possible.

[xxxxkill]

I pick the small dog up, setting him/her/it on somebody else's pants. I then take a small tissue and start wiping off the dog saliva off my pants.

[Jokey365]

The woman set me on a man's lap. She DARE lay her hands on Kowalski?! I suddenly stop. I hadn't done my business since I was in that box, and I'm still a puppy! I begin whining at the woman that set me on the man's lap.

[xxxxkill]

What are you, some kind of godly dog
"Oh quit your whining. It's not like I just kicked you."

[Mikoyan]

I wake up. Having regained some of my strength I make an effort to get up. I'm still shaking, cold, so I wrap the blanket around me like a robe, "Alex, what did you p-put in me?"

[Jokey365]

I wake up. Having regained some of my strength I make an effort to get up and walk around. I'm still shaking, cold, so I wrap the blanket around me like a robe and walk into the room everyone is in, "Alex, what did you p-put in me?"

We in da truck bro
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She has no idea what I- Oh dear. I just began urinating on the man's lap. After I finish, I quickly hop down and retreat back to where I woke up.

[xxxxkill]

"Oh come on," I say, pushing myself against the car door and opening it.

[Mikoyan]

fixed
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"Alex, what did you p-put in me?"

[xxxxkill]

"An adequate dose of penicillin, why?"

[Mikoyan]

"Is nausea a side effect of penicillin?" I say resting my head on the headrest.

[xxxxkill]

"Not unless you're allergic to it, no. It might just be lasting effects of pneumonia, though."