Naked man found eating someones face off.

[Alyx Vance]

Quick Kilser get the weed! We can get stoned while fighting zombies.

Chuck Norris is a old christian conservative man. When he was younger he was cooler but now we just overuse him to make him seem awesomer then he is now.

Chuck Norris is overrated, old and he never fought zombies anyway

forget..

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"Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off."

Just your average coke-head.

yes, but who's to say that the zombie virus is not just some drug-like substance with horrible infectious properties?
what encompasses an infectious zombie disease is just a craze and wanting to bite/eat flesh, both of which are shown here.

[Tokthree]

yes, but who's to say that the zombie virus is not just some drug-like substance with horrible infectious properties?
what encompasses an infectious zombie disease is just a craze and wanting to bite/eat flesh, both of which are shown here.

Cocaine cannot be transmitted like rabies, so it's going to be pretty isolated

[Alyx Vance]

yes, but who's to say that the zombie virus is not just some drug-like substance with horrible infectious properties?
what encompasses an infectious zombie disease is just a craze and wanting to bite/eat flesh, both of which are shown here.

This is exactly how I see zombies being formed, some drug-like thing is made and then that happens.

[Bisjac]

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/318528

jan 26, 2012 as well

something is going on in florida

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Cocaine cannot be transmitted like rabies, so it's going to be pretty isolated

they only theorized it was cocaine psychosis, i don't think they had preformed a full autopsy yet.

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itt:
ZOMBIES AAAA THIS WILL BE SO FUN

There will not be any zombies, voodoo is fake and gay and the living dead cannot come back to life.

[Bisjac]

itt:
ZOMBIES AAAA THIS WILL BE SO FUN

There will not be any zombies, voodoo is fake and gay and the living dead cannot come back to life.

you are so stupid i dont even know what to say lol.

at least learn to read

[mlockha]

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/318528

jan 26, 2012 as well

something is going on in Florida

Isn't it obvious? Everyone in Florida is a cannibal.

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itt:
ZOMBIES AAAA THIS WILL BE SO FUN

There will not be any zombies, voodoo is fake and gay and the living dead cannot come back to life.

you're thinking of george romero zombies

we're talking about superdisease infection zombies

much more plausible

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you are so stupid i dont even know what to say lol.

I read the topic:
Man is high and eats somebody's face
Some people think it's a zombie

But zombies, technicaly, are corpses reanimated by voodoo.
So I don't see how that makes me stupid.

at least learn to read

oh ya me no reed anyting
me so dumdum
cant reed

pls hap reed

[Alyx Vance]

itt:
ZOMBIES AAAA THIS WILL BE SO FUN

There will not be any zombies, voodoo is fake and gay and the living dead cannot come back to life.

Dude, zombies.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/318528

jan 26, 2012 as well

something is going on in florida

Awh shiz.
We got some Zombies in Florida.
When they begin moving forward I'm going to be like Ellis from L4D2 and be like "kill all sons' bitches, that's mah officile instructions"
But then I would have to kill half the living to so yea..

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they only theorized it was cocaine psychosis, i don't think they had preformed a full autopsy yet.

Except they're probably right.

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itt:
ZOMBIES AAAA THIS WILL BE SO FUN

There will not be any zombies, voodoo is fake and gay and the living dead cannot come back to life.

That's old classic zombies. Nowadays it's much more realistic, in the sense that they are still people but just infected with some sort of virus. Like Left 4 Dead (excluding the special infected) or The Walking Dead which have scenarios that are much more realistic.

[Bisjac]

I read the topic:
Man is high and eats somebody's face
Some people think it's a zombie

But zombies, technicaly, are corpses reanimated by voodoo.
So I don't see how that makes me stupid.

oh ya me no reed anyting
me so dumdum
cant reed

pls hap reed

you were claiming this topic is about the dead coming back to life.
no its not

you claimed this was fake
no its not

the entire joke of this topic is about zombies. not a single person in this topic actually believes there are zombies.
consider yourself unintentionally trolled. because of your stupidity.