A LOT of crazy stuff has happened. Credit to Tompson for most of this, ATKitton for a part, and Dusty & Pepsidude for the last.
4/30: Homeland Security tests Biological Sensors in MBTA Tunnels
5/16: McArthur High School HAZMAT Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/17: Thieves steal equipment which may be infected with a strain of mad cow disease
5/17: Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami [Note: Miami]
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police [Face eating dude, also Miami]
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest
5/29: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
A lot of these can be explained - pesticides? Not too uncommon. But on a bus.
The miami face dude? On PCP. Still.
What's really got me into action is that MBTA tunnels thing. I don't understand it so it's scary
But yeah discuss end of world
